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We got the video of the parachuter at Virginia Tech. They have rescued him at this point and he’s down off the scoreboard. Working to get more info.

A store with a sign that says “ADULT NOVELTIES - BJORK ALBUMS - MAGIC POKEMON YUGIOH - AIRSOFT GUNS”

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

My huge yoshi plush wearing flight safety equipment with graham crackers and jack daniels

Flight attendants had to move my giant yoshi plush to an empty seat in the back because it was taking too much room in the ceiling compartment, look a what they did to him 😭😭

I Love You, But…

Bluesky post by an account called “rare body oils” (@lowbeetle.bsky.social): TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" - they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

Oh no wait actually it’s

train subway announcer blown out speaker snare drum xylophone

analogy for the America brained is like if the Dems lost to Trump four times in a row and then ran Mitt Romney to save the country and won crazy supermajorities and also Mitt Romney was named Johnny America

“I’m saving up for the other sleeve and then maybe a back piece”

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

[Reba voice] 🎶said here’s your one chance hentai don’t let me dowwwwwwn🎶

Timothée Chalamet Kicked Out Of Oscars For Bringing In Outside Award

Therapist; “There is a tiger in you”

The tiger in me:

😂 #F1

When I receive an alert from LinkedIn that one of my connections got a new job in their chosen field I would like to destroy them.

Scoop: White House aides privately claim that tonight's State of the Union address has been scrapped. In its place, the administration plans to broadcast a continuous loop of "Yakety Sax" (the Benny Hill theme), which officials believe "better captures the current mood of the nation."

Please explain how I am the first appointment but they’re already 45min delayed.

Tree of Life II, by Alice Baber, 1974 (rotated), 📸 by Mike Segar

LGBTQ+ history month: Zandara Kennedy 🇨🇦

An Emmy-nominated stunt driver and Formula Drift competitor, Zee is breaking barriers in Hollywood and motorsports as one of the few openly LGBTQ+ drivers in professional drifting! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

The Barcelona-Catalunya Grand Prix will run in 2026, '28, '30, and '32, forming a rotation with Spa Francorchamps.

The event is being renamed as of this year. #F1

I feel like he is too booked and busy to have a fake romance with someone he doesn't know. I was unaware they'd been friends for years. He appears happy when he is with her. I struggle with these two incredibly wealthy people doing it for attention. KK already has attention. Lewis does also.

Intriguing development: Red Bull chief designer Craig Skinner is stepping down. No official reason given as to why, but the timing - on the eve of the F1 season - is raising a few eyebrows.

Poached? #F1

Red Bull Racing has confirmed that their chief designer Craig Skinner has departed from the team with immediate effect.
📸: Red Bull Content Pool

#F1 #Formula1 #RedBullRacing

Chris Rufo: “We launched the Claudine Gay plagiarism story from the Right to smuggle it into media apparatus of the Left, legitimizing the narrative to center-left actors who have power to topple her. Then squeeze.”

Mediocre "meritocracy" NYT editors who hate Me Too and give him affirmative action:

Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?

What is time!? I was expecting

Love watching @markruffalo.bsky.social insult Heated Rivalry as a show the menopausal women love. Has he looked in the mirror? Menopausal women are his demographic. I wouldn't be so quick to insult their taste, the show, its premise, its creator and its fans. All in one go!

Did you know those are called paint tubes? #winterolympics #olympics