We're running out of good ideas. Al might be how we find new ones. What if the best use of Al is restarting the world's idea machine? by Bryan Walsh Dec 13
Simpsons nuts and gum together at last
I’m not interested in Olivia Nuzzi’s book because I’m a human being with self respect and if I ever wanted to read dogshit writing about yearning despite having no real problems, I could just dig up poems I wrote in middle school
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If you never watched old Italian horror movies, you have no idea just how hard the soundtracks went.
This is a movie about a writer being stalked by a killer. I want you to imagine what the theme is gonna sound like. Got an idea in your head? Imagine it before pressing play.
My manager at the Inventing New Types of Women to Categorize Store is rubbing his hands greedily
Minimum demands from here on:
- Abolish ICE immediately
- Prosecute and jail all ICE leaders nationwide, and any ICE goon who can be proven to have violated the Constitution
- Prosecute and jail all Trump administration officials responsible, inc. Cabinet level
- Abolish Dept of Homeland Security
You know, your own imagination is far more wonderful Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
Than any computer could ever be. You know why? Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
You’re a living human being. And a computer is just a machine. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
Human beings are far more wonderful than machines. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
Mister Rogers never misses
Tonight I'm texting Nancy Pelosi and asking HER for $5
Oh no
bumping this again, really fun chat. I love to chat, I love to gab!
an important addendum to my "i dont want to talk to a chatbot" rule is that i don't want to see screenshots of other people talking to chatbots
Have been saying this since ‘06
Top 10 percent which is why I’m so popular
Targeted spam from Spotify, the headline says “Pixies made you something special”
When you are a kindhearted cobbler and you wake up to find fresh new shoes
Fall Bitches Already Fondly Gazing at Summer’s Sweet Demise: bit.ly/4fQ6a0O
Is there a way to report someone for being stupid as shit
Been thinking about doing a “Name of The Rose thing” where I fail to solve a mystery in time but I get to wear a comfy robe
Hot Leg To Go
Doing the plot of Her but with a Samsung Smart Fridge
Really hope no one at work notices I spent the last half hour reading the Wikipedia page for Chimichanga
Forgot to take Hot as an elective
Microsoft copilot ad selling the idea of being in three meetings at once.
this has to be the least compelling pitch of all time
In my America gamers will be sent to reeducation camps
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I have discovered meditation and it’s over for you hoes
My New Year’s resolution is to stop convincing myself I have every obscure disease I learn about online