That hits nearly all the marks of things I don’t like. Add Lima beans and offal and all bases will be covered

Im looking forward to the insider trading convictions when he’s out of office

Somehow I ended up on bamboo-Tok too

I think I may barf

I’m not a Meghan hater. I think she has been unfairly criticized, but she’s not doing herself any favors by saying that no one else has had it worse.

Linda needs to get out of her bubble more

Give that dog a Tony

It reminds me of when the Berlin Wall fell

Showing her the door sans pardon would be delicious.

I was going through some old paperwork and came across this absolute gem in which I flunk pre-K. This letter does not have “future Ivy-Leaguer” written all over it.

two men from the office are looking at each other and the words do you want to form an alliance ALT: two men from the office are looking at each other and the words do you want to form an alliance

Hey Iceland!

My thought exactly

Opinion | In Minneapolis, I Glimpsed a Civil War

Absolutely essential from @polgreen.bsky.social
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So does its domestic policy

Prove it, asshole.

Is this real?

The Resistance is outraged! Soon it will be as hard to get good Mexican food in Minneapolis as it is in Nuuk.

This would be laughable except there’s nothing funny about it

Danes offer to buy California to spite Trump’s Greenland aims: ‘We’ll bring hygge to Hollywood’ Satirical petition from Denmark, which owns Greenland, racks up 200,000 signatures as Trump eyes Arctic island

“We’ll bring hygge to Hollywood, bike lanes to Beverly Hills and organic smørrebrød to every street corner. Rule of law, universal healthcare and fact-based politics might apply,” the petition continues.

Also, they’ll get Legoland back.

Trump Announces 10 Percent Tariff on European Countries in Standoff Over Greenland

It’s time to steal his shoes and put Lego pieces on his route to the Oval Office.

I’m holding a meeting of the American branch of the Danish/Greenlandic resistance front. I’ll bring the Carlsberg. Can someone else bring some smørrebrød? We ride from Legoland at dawn.

Congratulations! You’re 1/4 of the way to an EGOT! I’m sure someone will give you their Grammy, Oscar and Tony.

And a toddler shall lead us.

And a toddler shall lead us.

What — a bruise?

I’m not going to hear it because i won’t watch it

I hope that Nielsen is savvy enough to arrive with a peace prize for Trump.

Did anyone have the nerve to ask the obvious follow up about January 6?