Bluesky conversation about The Martian (book) « Did you find the ending of the novel The Martian anticlimactic or nail biting? » Response « I know Matt Damon to be alive, draw your own conclusions. »

Follow notification from an account claiming to be Matt Damon.

I have summoned Matt Damon.

Just as we planned.

I’m only an expert in Mikelander relations, Markism is new to me. I’ll defer to your judgement.

I still don’t get why HE got to use his name instead of his professional designation.

Like Coach should be Mark, and Mark should be Dr.*

(*depending on jurisdiction)

It’s good for him.

Thank you 😊

There’s blue on them! I love a sneaky blue.

The more head the better, obviously

If two vegans get into a fight, is it still considered beef

The no-GPS was fake, dragons were real.

I feel the same way. I also don't know why we needed Ryan-branded eggs in a box. It's all very confusing.

literally no one asked him.

i'm sorry, tim hortons i can not over emphasize how much i do not care about ryan reynolds or his donut preferences

Doesn't matter, it's historical fiction. The vocab should be fine.

It's not like it's been 15 years.

RL didn't speak to the relative size of her eyeballs.. I'll wait for her input.

Which served what purpose I wonder.

I think you're onto something.

Who ever could have predicted.

I like you a whole bunch 🙂

Don’t tell anyone but I also have a large head. All the best people do.

Is this where we tell you we like you a whole bunch?

I know Matt Damon to be alive, draw your own conclusions.

Hat appears standard issue.

I didn’t want Mike getting a fat head.

In some cultures it’s considered rude to not eat a meal at 11:30 at night. In the living room. By yourself.

It would just be silly not to look into this opportunity.

Text message from unknown number: do you need a job? Response from me: Blow or otherwise?

And now we wait…

You called me a meat vehicle, sir.

We dont have souls. We ARE souls. We just drive different, fancy, meat vehicles with a delicate roll-cage.