im actually growing facial hair right now)

flop

the above image cropped to the part that looks like the simpsons

the simpsons

smash twitter is having its joker moment so ill put it here to say rest in peace hax "Fucking" money its all you till the day i die man

This is the type of situation your unemployed friend is on a Wednesday morning

it should be a legal requirement for professors to have closed captioning

for our next trick, (teaser) YouTube video by alkalde

STAYDOWN: And for our next trick, — incoming 2025 www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQU6...

just remembered nobody uploaded it here but bsky isn't letting me upload videos right now (or just this video? idk) -- dropping a vid link here soon if you haven't seen it yet

you getting so naan of this dick sorry i tried its 5am sorry

like come on im just amazed

So much of my life has been spent charging Devices

Just one of them thank god

Oh huh. When I got to the top I put a wedge under the boulder to keep it from rolling all the way back down. But yeah, your thing sounds pretty annoying

#NobodyIsPerfect #IForgiveHim #KeepGooning

The craziest thing to me is that it wasn't said with malicious intent — I'm sure the slow roll normalization of similar behavior ruined any decent standpoint of morality regarding these concepts especially in relation to gaming

Unfortunately this isn't an issue prevalent in osu! alone but rather an issue within gaming as a whole; there are so many game comms where this is true and the concepts leak into real life — Not to be the friend that's too woke but hearing my IRL use the word raped as a verb *publicly* scared me

i peaked my head out like a lil bunny like heyyyy

Everybody cheered

Also off one of my two twt accounts and replaced it with a third and then somehow spawned in my first banger in 1 million years

handed in a half broken project and didnt hand in my assignment worth 4% of my grade practicing abstinence 3 hours of sleep and my first meal of the day was at 3am feeling insanely #blessed

just outlandish really. a social enigma

Was gonna hate reply to this #one weird racist groomer talking about dating apps on here with "well of course you dont because you just waited for your oomf to age to maturity" but i just learned if they block you the reply disappears so i guess i wont :/

Just was on the good machine for a couple of hours until it became the bad machine so I went and lied in bed and used my other smaller good machine until the bad machine became good again

i should try becoming very cordial and genuine on bluesky as a treat. maybe i'll use it as a gateway drug to substack posting

im genuinely gonna be fighting for my life defending this movie from everyone when it comes out and the plot somehow makes less sense than any recent nolan film

Nvm yall saw something scary be back later

is the arcane yuri fandom as strong on here as tumblr and #His site

It's all tied together and don't let them trick you into thinking it's for safety

nvm i got it