same

i dont know if it helps or hurts but i think he’s selling deodorant on tiktok

a doberman named Satoshi just walked by and a dude asked to smell the owner’s armpit

quintessential sxsw

sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive

ooooh i am excited to hear how it is! i really want subaru electric to be awesome

mateo has a new interior design/parkour hobby

Frog and Toad illustration edited to say: Frog put the value in an option. "There", he said, "now we will not deref any more null pointers". "But we can unwrap the option," said Toad. "That is true", said Frog.

on type safety

it took 5+ years of living here but i finally stepped in fire ants!

a “Space Force”, if you will

i suspect you may already know this but the library rents a bunch of these tools!!

time is a social construct (pejorative)

to be clear its scary the way “a serious man” is scary- no ghosts, just humans. but i suspect this will stick with me for a while

haunting!!

ok Lurker is obscenely good

always 😂

this youtube “moment of zen” is incompatible with my household

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I really liked this guide to Z3 in Rust. Great tutorial for how to check constraints or logic programming in Rust. asibahi.github.io/thoughts/a-g...

feels like a mode that folks could opt-in/out of. i prefer the default you want, but either way, seems configurable

in Copenhagen

oh whoops! fixed

came here to say this!

apropos of nothing, kpop demon hunters is a bop

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if this type of thing makes you say “this is cursed af, where do i sign up” DM me, we’re looking for some teammates

here. i made a better one in three minutes

texas sky

Thought experiment: Most programming languages were designed in an era where mostly one programmer coded in isolation. If you were designing a language for modern collaborative programming/commenting/etc., what would you change? How would you *modify* existing languages?

truly magnificent