im an essentialist and a believer for specifically whatever this is

So apparently my art blog is now being cited by google's AI as an authoritative source, making people think that my silly art project about brains escaping bodies is a real thing...
The state of the internet sucks, man

really tasty struggle meal

- can of beef (or vegetarian) chili
- decent glob of cottage cheese

mix together in a saucepan on high until theyre a good orange-ish color, and dip tortilla chips in

this has been your monthly sock post, bye

I get so curious about random forgotten wikipedia contributors. Like this person with a Long Island IP address who spent one night writing existential musings about love and nothingness then didn't edit again until ten years later when they changed "protein bar" to "suuuuuuck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiick"

every night in our sleep we create lost media

never knew about the machine learning. thats actually super fascinating. but matt would never let ai take his job </33 so it cant be canon

Who would win? Adobe, one of the most famous creative design software companies ever. Or Bluesky, all of Adobe's pissed off past userbase all in one place?

id consider it one if it used the miis more than they did - it felt more like a spinoff or a nod than a real installment

be nice to trans women or die

yeah

Yes, it supports singing

which is more of a low in ones life
- pregaming chiles
- breaking up in chickfila drivethru

asking to answer the inside joke w my bf

steal everything

So sick of people calling me binary when my gender is actually a bash script I cobbled together to solve a few specific problems.

Brass horse statuette forward-facing

Rear view of horse statuette revealing its ample curvaceous bottom

This horse statuette in my DC hotel is too sexy! My kids are crying! #horses #sexyhorses #horsessexy #crying

i cannot fathom being anti-reboot. i literally reboot my computer every single time i stop using it

An ad from the August 1983 issue of Compute! Magazine. Up top, the slogan: "Learn to type or get blown to bits!" Page center, a boy sitting at his computer trying to type gets exploded; the evil face on the CRT has a lightning nose that is reaching out of the machine to explode the boy. Below, dense breathless ad copy proclaims "MasterType makes typing a blast," "MasterType earns a ten-gun salute," and "MasterType teaches your fingers to fly." At the very bottom, the Lightning Software logo appears below the MasterType logo.

LEARN TO TYPE OR GET BLOWN TO BITS.

so in 2014 Waffle House released a employee training video that made me fucking lose my mind so here's the important bits in 2 min here's how to Pull Dropmark

i am an embarrassment to my design degree every time i do Graphic Design. except for employers if you're an employer i would never give you bad graphic design because i am so good at graphic design

thank you :-) ironically its my birthday party today so hell yeah

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce

im too far gone, i thought this was balatro

Email list for all DOGE employees
Please ReSkeet!

Need everyone that stupidly hosts video game resources on discord to immediately stop doing that