Full colored illustration featuring Phainon, Mydei, Castorice, Caelus, Dan Heng, Cipher and March. It's set in a coffee house, with Mydei sat typing on his laptop. Across from him is Phainon, dressed up for work but instead, staring wistfully at Mydei. Behind them is the rest of the cafe, with Caelus panicking as the coffee machine betrays him, Cipher setting the kitchen on fire and Castorice in the middle, trying to serve customers (Dan Heng and March). Her expression suggests this is a regular occurrence. Mydei's phone buzzes with a notification and a speech bubble pops out with a chibi Hyacine, and a pair of rings. The bubble reads "So...? Have you asked him yet~?"

"More coffee?" ☕

Excited to finally reveal my piece for the #Phaidei Bang 2026, in collaboration with @romanticashale.bsky.social. It's been such an honor to contribute to their fic, Hearts Unbound. Please do check it out and give Hale lots of love!!

Can you find all the hidden easter eggs? 👀

I have gone so many windows and only gotten one bite that slipped, I deadass got sad over it this morning

We don't even mention Purse of Riches. That fish at least doesn't show up, this one does and then doesn't do shit

I HATE PUNUTIY PAIN ITS LIVING UP TO ITS NAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

おはようみうし

5am mahjong woooooo

much has been said about the "old man" trope and the warped perception of age in tales rpgs but being in your thirties and acting like a senior citizen around 16-year-olds goes crazy sometimes

I've had so many issues with Glamourer as of late, I have to restart almost 5 times just to get it working.

I have no clue what the problem is, nor can I find anyone else who has the same issue :/

I was feeling edgy

| #bpose | #bposers |

| #bpose | #bposers | #wolgraha |

I just think they're neat

As an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because I won't fuck or marry. I only know how to kill

Happy International Asexuality Day

#MoonlitFrostAP (5/7)

Miku Yuri ft. Sillies

#MoonlitFrostAP

In the most recent video I said there were 4 fights that have been mentioned since the very beginning as our walls and our end.

The third, Hades, pushed us to the absolute limit.

Today, we reach the 4th, and final obstacle. The Seat of Sacrifice. Live now.

Once, I went to a venue in-game. When it closed, the owner turned on the lights as four midlander males came out in identical janitor uniforms, hit /sweep, and pulled out the mop bucket minion.

Reminder the mop bucket minion is now available through the moogle tomes, and that this is very funny.

a tender lamb minion with face half emerged from the water

caugh oogoh cahugh baabhghh haoyugh coough bwegh

Yarrgh the wench lied to me! That pussy be soundin' nothing like a mackerel loose upong the deck. T'wer closer sounding to the cursed howling of souls lost at sea! Shiver'd me fucking timbers it did! wrong chat

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Has your journey been good screenie with the trans flag in the background

Happy Trans Day of Visibility to Hydaelyn's bravest sparks!

it’s trans day of visibility which gives every trans person a stacking damage up and vulnerability down buff for the full 24 hour duration. watch out

🌱 A Starters Guide to Ocean Fishing in FFXIV (Updated for Endwalker!) Ocean Fishing is not just a great way to level fisher in FFXIV, it's also a fun group activity, a great challenge, and a quick way to get scrips. This guide will walk you through the basics of Ocean…

Mogtomes are back which means people will be Ocean Fishing! So here's some tips and etiquette to follow! #FFXIV (🧵a thread)

Summary:
🧍 AFKing is effectively griefing
🪑 Sitting is a ~20% point loss
🐉 Ruby Route is good points for new players

First, here's my starter's guide: youtu.be/1OqE_xjEu3g

Not a single purse bite, the dream is dead

trans people: im trans
society: okay
fisher main in ffxiv: haha yeah we got 30 yottaseconds to the blungusfish window and then it wont come back until 12 celestial revolutions lol. you have to jerk your penis to catch it

Guess I have to actually be productive in what I do in game now, like finally start the DT relics...

YIPPEEE

4/5 cards I was missing in one day, now I just need Pharos Sirius Hard to stop cucking me

Two remain, maybe I can catch them before 7.5 adds even more...

3 / ?

#ArueAPsnaps #TeaTidesAP

Had to visit #TeaTidesAP !

With the HP trailer dropping tomorrow, here's the whole deal:

If you watch the show, hell even just the trailer, I will think less of you. I will dislike you. I will think you don't care about trans people.

That's it. It's been years. There's no wiggle room. No qualifiers. You care or you don't.

i don't think they should be giving this achievement to final fantasy fourteen players