Economics.
80 spaces worth of photovoltaics and associated structure would cost about $920k (about $11,500/space). 80 spaces of parking is about 30,000 SF, which is about $400k on the high side.

A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.

There is no McTry.

He would be beloved if he was in a different uniform.

Could be worse. Luka could be a Maverick.

We truly are in Idiocracy.

Wut?

a large crowd of people watching a game with a sign that says home of the 12th ALT: a large crowd of people watching a game with a sign that says home of the 12th

Beat the hell outta Cougar High!!

I’m sorry Tabs. That’s hard.

What is it?

Midlothian

Happy St. Patrick’s Day.
Do you believe…?

I would hate being a successful actor. No way I could attend parties like that. Way past my bedtime.

I hope it turns out like Kennedy/Eisenhower’s snafu.

ernie from sesame street is wearing a striped shirt and orange gloves ALT: ernie from sesame street is wearing a striped shirt and orange gloves

When I’m not wearing cargoes, I wish I was.

“Fuck you, Shoresy!!”

Space continues to prove Jake’s hypothesis.

Congratulations to your kiddo!

Happy Thighsday.
(This is for @ntmellie.bsky.social )

Jake was right all along!!

I’m pretty sure it’s not over yet.

Pee is stored in the balls.

Most definitely…

RIP Wallace

That’s church. Let’s go to Luby’s.

Somewhere Kid Rock is singing about underage girls in northern Michigan in 1989, and Bad Bunny’s dance crew is putting on a clinic.

That’s what makes it so good

Apparently he’s buddies with Kraft.

Swanny: I’m going to wear my gold jacket.
Manning: My teenager picked this out.
Montana: I guess I’ll wear a shirt.