Foghorn Leghorn you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you

Bluesky has the juice because the admin team is indistinguishable from your average mid 2000s message board staff.

Pre-Patch Four Loko is old enough to drink this year. 21 years ago!

Also wild that it managed to have the dummy levels of alcohol and caffeine until near the end of 2010.

The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

found my new favorite wikipedia picture on an article

This is the best update they have done in years and really does a lot to make the website more usable and accessible to competitors and organizers.

Like, the way we've all worked reg and prayed to whatever Gods would listen for a better way.

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

Mutli-Ticketing is such an insane QoL improvement for big event registration and check-in, this is great.

>Get Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025
>The world's gone mad
>All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst
>Everyone talks like a crazy person
>Everything's too expensive
>Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator
>Get home and start playing Earthbound

Illinois Becomes First State To Require Haircut Leave While Bob Grows Out SPRINGFIELD, IL—As the landmark bipartisan legislation passed into law Thursday, Illinois became the first state in the union to mandate paid haircut leave while an employee’s new bob grows out. “Effe...

Illinois Becomes First State To Require Haircut Leave While Bob Grows Out

@joepreal.bsky.social said this to me, and I had to make it

Does this mean something?

Chicago girl masturbating, she's flicking the Cloud Gate

Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading

Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr

1. barely works
2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate)
3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

Refrigerator magnets of my cursed Chun-Li pose series made by my friend @joypadlad.bsky.social !

brought it up again award

Plankton & Karen frequent the Upsidedown Pineapple under the sea, if you get what I mean.

And HEY-

If you can't send money, stream her music! You're already paying for Tidal or whatever. Costs nothing extra :D

She contributed to a super cool project, a women-led Street Fighter II album! FGC, come on, we helped free Lud, let's free Digital Love, too!

The statement that our sister could be taken by ICE is not hyperbole. Mississippi is about to invalidate the driver's licenses of trans residents, and anyone using their ID will be sent over to ICE.

This is a serious threat. Please chip in and share around.

When you're queer, you're family 💜

Type of fit you’d wear to reveal an Xbox exclusive first person shooter on stage at E3 2012.

Prior to his time at Marvel, Wes was also responsible for developing the design of the NCR Veteran Ranger armor. Unbelievably talented.

Honestly it's hard to believe Marvel disbanded this group. I've only worked with a few of their artists in the past, but they're all incredible.

Hokutoad No Ken

It opened last week, or this week. Its open now lol

The new Buc-ee's in Huber Heights is right around the corner from a swingers club.

Get a sandwich stuffed full of brisket and then go get stuffed full yourself!

this has to be in the top 5 funniest tweets of all time

Picked up Strive again at last week's locals, sat down and asked everyone "How do you do, fellow Game Smellers?" (Cause we all know the smell of the game, duh)

And they were not having any of it