Connecting a Macintosh SE to the modern internet is like that meme about how a Dorito would kill a medieval peasant.

This is how I found out.

This Tool Searches the Epstein Files For Your LinkedIn Contacts EpsteIN—as in, Epstein and LinkedIn—searches your connections on the social network for names that match those in the released files.

NEW: A new tool searches your LinkedIn connections for people who are mentioned in the Epstein files.

404 Media tested the tool, called EpsteIn—as in, a mash up of Epstein and LinkedIn—and it appears to work.

The word "Epstein" written in a manner reminiscent of (but not infringing on) the LinkedIn logo.

A late-night project that I would have abandoned if the logo potential wasn't so great: EpsteIn - Check which of your LinkedIn connections appear in the Epstein files. github.com/cfinke/EpsteIn

A rug labeled "Bath Runner." Like if someone was from Bath who also liked running. It's a joke.

Did you hear that @coollike.gay has started training for a marathon? Yeah, she's a real

A disaster movie in 2026:

Person 1: "Are you near a phone? Turn on TikTok."
Person 2: "Which account?"
Person 1: "Any of them!"

The top two trending topics on Bluesky: "CBS News" and "The Traitors"

Imagine if you went to someone's house and saw that they had hung up a photo of you and written a little story about how much they dislike you and then had that story engraved on a plaque and then hung that plaque up under your picture.

Such a great episode. I'm loving seeing so many recognizable faces on St. Denis from the alt-comedy scene.

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My favorite feature of the new AirPods is that they come pre-loaded with the earwax of the last friend who borrowed them.

If this time travel experiment works, I should be able to go from here and now and reappea—

my car’s shadow looks like shrek

A cup lid that says “Goodbye Thirst!” This post is playing with the double meaning of “thirst.”

me when i’m jerry seinfeld and i see my naked girlfriend opening a jar of pickles

A parody of “The Summer I Turned Pretty” called “The Summer I Turned Forty” where instead of the main character finally receiving romantic attention, it’s a man who hits 40 and realizes he’s basically an NPC to anyone under 25.

an adapter to hook my planer up to my shop-vac, various hooks for hanging towels, a new wheel for my vacuum cleaner, new connectors for those wire cube shelves, a jig for drilling holes for hinges, a new drawer slider for a dresser, and LEGOs! Not exhaustive, but a good chunk of them.

In addition to my other comment, since I've started 3D printing, I've made: air hockey pucks, a custom funnel for filling a birdfeeder, a replacement card shuffler tray, custom clips for hanging Christmas lights, replacement game pieces for Cootie, custom cookie cutters, a new oven knob, 1/

Oh, and also one kid who asked for "Hannah Montana." Like, the character. I was shocked to find out that someone online had already modeled a Hannah Montana figure:

There was one girl who asked for a butterfly and told my son it could be any kind of butterfly, any color, so he picked out this. (Bambu's multi-color printing is so neat.)

Replacement parts: in the last few months, I've printed out-of-production filter supports for a $200 air purifier, replacement seat belt buckle shells that would cost $300 to buy from GM, and adapters to fit new balusters onto a staircase.

I printed one for my first-grader. He brought it to school for show and tell and came home with orders from his classmates for which colors they wanted: both sides of a sheet of paper covered with names and desired colors of "jragins":

This is the biggest freakin AirPod I’ve ever seen!

I thought the Kellanova branding was a kayfabe-y reference to some space company in the movie, but no, Kellogg's, one of the most recognizable brands in the world, really changed their name to sound like a YouTuber that my kids would watch.

A photo of a Ninja Slushi box focusing on the feature "Rapid Chill Technology."

Me when I want to relax but only have an hour to do it before the weekend is over

Do I remember where I left my AirPods? No. But do I remember that on the live episode of ER from 1997 that I only saw part of while walking through our living room that one of the teams playing in the baseball game on the hospital break room TV was the Cubs? 😌 Yes 😌

Does Pizza Hut print their logo on the inside of the box lid?

(Spoiler alert for a Wordle from two years ago.)

Me, with four yellow letters in Wordle: “This must be a word I’m not familiar with. These letters have never been used together.”

[10 seconds later]

“Oh it’s ‘dance.’”