do NOT eat the catering at the Toni Kensa event tonight you WILL feel the wrath of the elders

I post this for no other reason than personal amusement

Marie came home last night soaked from the rain and she looked like a wet cat

I don't get paid enough to be able to replace my phone so apologies for disappearing

update: Marina came over to do some maintenance on stuff around base and had to watch me frying eggs in a pan in the driveway

WHY IS IT SO HOT OUTSIDE

might be a good idea to invest in earplugs if I'm going to continue to sit in on Squid Sisters rehearsals

starting to think someone is purposefully hiding my boots and my shoes so I have to walk around in my sandals with my dogs out

why do we own a flamethrower?

we have no need for one and yet we have one and we spend a substantial amount per month on maintenance for it

went and got food for girls night and they put tomatoes on Marie's food and she had me incinerate the entire order

I want grape juice

where the hell are my actual shoes I don't wanna go walk around at night in my sandals

my death is being put on hold, I have grape juice

close up of patches sewn onto a pair of jeans with multi-colored thread

wearing my one pair of jeans for the first time in a while and now I remember why Callie hates them

:(...

you're right but :(...

I know you're not but it's okay

we don't talk about it

Callie I don't trust... Marie has already said she would but I hate asking her

had to explain to Craig what "sloinkin it crazy style" meant and now he won't stop talking about how he used to sloink Octavio someone come put me out of my misery

I don't get paid enough (at all) to do that

chest pains

"Callie says I 'dress like a hobo' half the time so she's banned me from giving her fashion advice, which I never did in the first place."

"I'd say darker but I'm apparently not allowed to have fashion opinions"

why have I never listened to off the hook until now

yeah I'm fine

I'm fine now but Callie "accidentally" locked me in the basement for a few hours

are you being metaphorical

if my back wasn't so screwed up at the moment I think I'd be more excited about getting to go back to urchin underpass

coma