Hot steamy session planned?

🙋🏻‍♂️

Bottle of Chardonnay and a drag of a L&B says that isn’t true.

Anyone want to buy a shop?

Because if you do you’d better act fast, this handwritten sheet of unlamented A4 on the outside of a vape shop won’t hang around for ever.

Nice. Reduced or compressed hours?

And somewhat undermined by their continued support for nuclear at existing sites (I.e. sites with Plaid MPs) 🙃

What the hell is Walking Day? Or am I missing something really obvious?

The Telegraph Ed Miliband has approved Britain's biggest solar farm despite objections from nearby residents who likened it to Chernobyl. It will cover seven square miles of farmland in solar panels, an area 10 times greater than London's Hyde Park.

Like Chernobyl 🤦

The whole of the UK right now

Another astounding epic photo from the dark side of the Moon - just released by NASA.

Spain’s 'pineapple-gate' spark hopes of romance and shop chaos The fruit-based flirting code has caused rowdy scenes at the Mercadona supermarket chain.

Hold it upside down. See if anyone comes flocking

(www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...)

You name check constituencies including Pontypridd & Merthyr Tydfil and Rhymney. There are no seats called that at this election.

“Senedd constituencies in the South Wales Valleys, such as Pontypridd or Merthyr Tydfil and Rhymney”

There are no such Senedd constituencies called that.

“No one's eating anything or anyone's sperm.”

Well…

People go back to believing everything they read on the Internet With April Fools’ Day over, people have once again gone back to blindly accepting whatever they read on the internet.

NEWS! People go back to believing everything they read on the Internet newsthump.com/2026/04/01/p...

Presumably you’re aware that the announcement was delayed 48hrs

Separation of BBC and BBC News.

Cheap and dangerous for a political party to critique candidates like this, especially Plaid and especially today.

Just discovered some very important information

Enjoy, it’s amazing fun. I went in 2019, 2023 and 2025. Also went in 2020 but didn’t end up skiing. Hoping to go again next year.

FML, it arrived at 15:30 this afternoon 🤦‍♂️🙃

RailUK forum explodes 💥

Well this took a turn www.theguardian.com/uk-news/ng-i...

The code hasn’t arrived.

Looks like I won’t be getting a pension.

It may take a few minutes to arrive.

It will expire after five minutes.

Sounds like you’ve designed a top notch system here chaps. 😞

And a happy St. Patrick’s Day to you too.

I have clicked through on the Amazon advert in Grindr too many times 😞

Oh my. I’m sure someone can oblige

You’re not alone there.

Turns out I’m a thirsty bitch too