Like, why did this take me an entire day to work out?

(Psychic damage is the answer, I think)

All of this nonsense is on Insta, but why don’t I bother you, as well?

The Dogcatcher album that I’ve been working on for 6 years is coming out this Friday.

We printed up some vinyl. It’s arrived, and we’re shipping orders as soon as they come in:
Dogcatcher.bandcamp.com

Wife:
“What are you working on, honey?”

Me:
“Stage plot for the release show.”

Wife:
“Ohhhhh, so that’s what all the swearing is for.”

Just had the cleanest blood draw this morning.

I didn’t feel a thing when she put the needle in.

Just took the bandage off and I cannot see a mark on my arm.

I want that woman every time!

Get ‘em, padre!

Yo, we sold out Yoshi’s last night. What dafuq?

I can’t stand LinkedIn culture, which is probably why my tech career isn’t thriving.

One of the last screens on Turbotax this morning was asking if I wanted to open a Trump Account for my child.

This makes me furious.

Facebook is just now where I post so that my 65+ relatives know whats happening in my life.

When CITIZENS VOTE in MASSIVE NUMBERS, the FACIST and AUTOCRATS LOSE. It happens every ELECTION that sees MASSIVE TURNOUT. This is why the MAGAt’s are so DESPERATE to deny AMERICANS the RIGHT TO VOTE for as many as possible

bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway

Walked into the Kaiser lab for a blood draw at 8:30 AM on a Monday and there was not a single open seat in the waiting room.

Me:
I am self-important music industry guys who knows so many thing!

Also me:
Coachella is this weekend? Teddy Swims is a famous person?

So with that said, congrats to my buddy Jeremy VanderKam and the rest of the Artemis team for a very successful mission.

One of the craziest “I play music with that guy” is a NASA employee who happens to be on the Artemis team.

Our whole Folk Atrocity chat group solidly converted into an Artemis II mission chat group for the past 10 days.

I’ve never been so personally involved in the success of a space mission.

We did it, gang!

"Money can't buy happiness" OK but I was feeling really bad and then I bought $35 of clearance Easter candy for like $7 and then ate a bunch of it in the Target parking lot and I actually feel a little better.

It is nap on the couch time for every cat and teenager in our house.

a german shepherd is sitting on a couch in front of a tv that says moms on it ALT: a german shepherd is sitting on a couch in front of a tv that says moms on it

Vinyl delivery day.

Anytime I hear a truck on our street, I’m like…

In Korea, when the president declared martial law after midnight and erected barricades in Seoul, congressional reps from all parties ran into the streets, yanked ak47s from the army at the barricades, broke down the locked door to Congress, repealed the martial law order, and arrested the president

Anywho, time to play through some setlists!

Playing at Yoshi’s in Oakland (a notable jazz club) next week, and then have an album release show the week after.

Wonderful time to injure my hand while meal prepping.

(I’ll be aight)

Would you believe me if I told you that the happy ending to the MJ musical is that he got to use a toaster lift for the opening of the Dangerous tour even though his business manager said he couldn’t afford it and the safety supervisor “had concerns”?

Can anybody tell me what the fuck is going on here?

Anyway, here’s Wonderwall…

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Just got a survey email from my high school class president about what we want to do for our 30th high school reunion next year.

👴🏼

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Good earthquake.

This Lyft driver is wild.

She just pulled into In-N-Out and parked in the handicap spot to run inside and use the bathroom. I may be on a prank show. Not sure.

Dogcatcher - Album Release Show Dogcatcher presents an intimate evening of songs and storytelling to celebrate their 4th album: Each Time I Pass This Way Feels Safer

Are you in the San Francisco Bay Area? (I am!)

We have an album release show for Dogcatcher’s 4th album coming up on Friday, Apr 24th.

You can get tickets here:
www.eventbrite.com/e/dogcatcher...

You can get a sneak peek/pre-order the new record here:
dogcatcher.bandcamp.com/album/each-t...