with weak power comes little to no responsibility

You ever just unlock an important memory from childhood, like one you shouldn't have forgotten, it's a bit existential. In other news I guess I have asthma

A weird thing about Pokémon is that they have an entire career field where people are Pokémon professors but then you’ll also have the mayor of Pokémon city say things like “these strange mysterious creatures we share our world with called Pokémon”. How complicated is this shit? One is just a cat.

if you kill your kid by not allowing them to be vaccinated you can get a full time grifter job in the anti vax movement but if a school shooter kills your kid you'll get smeared by the same people that make anti-vax child killers their heroes. the commonality is they all love it when kids die

Can we trade them pls?

Just found out meat honey exists. I can never unlearn this #meathoney #vulturebees #wtfnature

mango tree 444 posts: What exactly does one have to do to merit first name basis mentions from Miriam Webster? merriam-webster: Spelling 'Merriam' correctly is the first step

*sitting down* damn, Dictionary got hands

I think as a society, we should probably stop. You know, return to the wilds from whence we came

we’ll cross that bridge when we burn it

Everybody is so touched by this anglerfish coming to see the light and I’m over here like “actually you are deeply misunderstanding the sensorium of deep sea creatures and that girl was blinded way before she got to the surface.”

A screenshot of the Muppet script that reads: Kermit: Yeah, well, I've got a dream, too. But it's about singing and dancing and making people happy. That's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with. And, well, I've found a whole bunch of friends who have the same dream. And...and it kind of makes us like a family. Do you have anybody like that, Hopper?"

don't mind me, i'll just be sobbing at the muppet movie script