I had a lovely date there about 850 years ago

Media thing from years ago when some people in the media tried to come up with a theory that Dan Andrews was somehow responsible for a car accident and a bike

BREAKING
Daily Telegraph and SkyNews Australia team investigating how Dan Andrews caused Viktor Orban to lose the election in Hungary

Close up of Baxter, a grey and white tuxedo cat. He is lying on his side with half closed eyes. His expression is one that invites you to give him a pat, but you may wind up getting gnawed.

You — yes, you — need a timeline cleanse. This is that cleanse. Please enjoy it.

…yoink

Back in the day when I was doing support we had the Tas Greens as a client - so there’s me poking away at some stray computer in their office when a voice behind me goes “oh are you new?” It’s Bob Brown, who proceeds to invite me to morning tea with the staff anyway. Too nice!

To my friends from LiveJournal I still think about you Wonder if you finally quit, Do you still speak to your mom? I remember when you went to Japan How you swore you'd never forgive him. I can't remember to take my meds but I remember you wanted to live on a houseboat. It's a strange intimacy, all of us unspooling across decades of internet space Like balls of yarn leaving a trail behind us of everywhere and everyone we've ever been I hope you got your houseboat. I hope you got everything. -Hayley DeRoche

♥️

Ai works 50% of the time if you know the topic and 100% of the time if you don’t.

this is somehow even funnier than when they cried over losing their NFTs because that time they thought they were art collectors and this time they think they’re property owners

“It’s not my duty as Mayor to make sure you have a parking spot. It’s the same as if you bought a cow, or a refrigerator, and then ask me where you’re going to put them.“ — Miguel Anxo Fernandez Lores, mayor of Ponte Vedra, Spain. Graphic by the Urban Truth Collective.

Don’t buy a cow, or a car, and expect your city to give you someplace to park it. #UrbanTruth

Breaking - the PM has asked for modelling on a potential new gas tax. That's great news! And, fortunately, we've released analysis on the topic just this morning.

Read more: https://theaus.in/3NympWU

brb adding this to my LinkedIn achievements section

Bluey, Coco and Snickers play Keepy Uppy in the dark Brisbane nght "Fuck off" - Toddler Parent magazine Last Night at 2:17 am (Austrialian Eastern Standard Time) Every Child In Calypso's Class Woke Up Got out of Bed Went downstairs Opened the front door Walked out into the dark Played Keepy Uppy ...and they never came back

Weapons (2025)

zohran mamdani promises to FILL ALL HOLES following pothole initiative with dot

insane image

majestic

Take me to the April sun in Cyprus

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

Operation epic fury is what you would name your plan to dack the bully during assembly

Yes I’m ashamed of me too.

“Google Engadine Maccas”

Photo of cheap Australian Chardonnay cask wine

The only goonmaxxing that matters

Just ask ch*tgpt, definitely nothing weird will come from that

Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

(Temu CEO swings round in his chair, fingers steepled)

I believe we may be of service

obligatory tired, weary comment about something something black mirror

not the "dead internet theory" we deserve, and also not the one we need right now

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

BBC News headlines: Education School caterers 'confident' of meat Missing children data 'worrying'

Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.

Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon

All day. Also: phone twinsies!

Screenshot of an email from LiveJournal: “You got a new achievement!” 25 in big colourful figures. “Blog's Birthday We're together for 25 years now! Thank you!”

(crumbles into dust)