screenshot of a movie ticket for Project Hail Mary

again again again

sale post. 30% off circle skirts and petticoats.

sticker collage

art print collage

A little something for you… and a little something extra 🎨

Circle skirts are 30% off starting today,
and we’ve also released stickers and art prints.

It felt like a good day for both. #store store.mayakern.com

I'm on a yarn no buy except for events but. But.

Project Hail Mary Checkers Sock Set { In Stock & Dye to Order } Dye to order will ship in 1-2 weeks. Inspired by the book Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir - knit to the beginning of the Astrophage! This listing is for a sock set perfect for knitting the Checkers Soc...

@akaharriet.bsky.social hello I need you to see this PHM yarn yarnaceousfibers.com/collections/...

absolute banger post tbh

Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

A juvenile possum eating snacks out of a "Melvin the possum" teal mug

THE MOST IMPORTANT IMAGE OF ALL TIME

okay I'll just CRY ABOUT IT I guess, I guess that's what I'm doing today

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Fix your hearts or die.

Male Common Grackles (bronzed subspecies) strutting their stuff on the boardwalk.

This is the “personal responsibility” lie we’ve all been fed by big business for decades. We’ve allowed industry to convince us we’re at fault for their harms. And we’ve allowed them to turn us against each other so we spend more time finger wagging individual people then we do fighting bad actors.

A lovely mossy boulder with a face. I walked past this venerable stone gentleman on Dartmoor when I was beginning to write my first novel, Villager, and it whispered all 104,000 words of the book to me. So now I have to pay it all of my royalties. Unfortunately my ex-publisher stopped paying me royalties last year. Understandable, the boulder was not happy. But now I have a new publisher and the book has been republished. So remember if you purchase a copy you will be helping a boulder to eat, pay the rent on his riverside moss garden, and feed his boulder family.

Yes it could be argued that keeping up with world events is important but alternatively can I interest you in hugging an ancient mossy boulder that looks like a face and quietly listening while it tells you stories from centuries cloaked in mist.

Happy Neil day to us all 🎵

Today I heard a Boomer call a manhole cover a theyhole cover because “everything just HAS to be politically correct now,” and I literally can’t stop thinking about it

Hell yeah! I was thinking of you every time the rain paused

painting of an axolot in overalls eating doughnuts underwater

axolotl

STOP CALLING THINGS VEGAN LEATHER ITS FUVKING PLASTIC ITS P L A S T I C

ITS
PLASTIC

it’s fucking plastic

fuck you and your non renewable fast fashion fucking plastic goddamit

People say that dropping bombs on civilians is murder, and they are absolutely correct.

Consider that dropping bombs on combatants is murder, too.

A fat woman with bright blue hair up in a frankly perfect curly fluffy fauxhawk ponytail, looking extremely pleased with herself.

I have been trying to nail this fluffy ponytail fauxhawk look since I started giving myself an undercut sometime last year and I FINALLY GOT IT

"This is not who we are" should always be understood as an aspirational statement that carries forward the legacy of countless Americans who fought and died to make it as true as possible, to create the space for you and I to take up the rallying cry.

she's beautiful. we will make it.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

a tiny tiny love letter to onions,

thank you for lending your flavor and aroma to just about any meal <3
(guest starring other alliums i.e. garlic, leeks etc.)

3"x4" graphite, watercolor and colored pencil

"Moon's haunted"

A woman holds herself in front of a field of tangled bodies and says "jeez I'm always so awkward at orgies." Perking up, she states "Oh Great! There's a dog!" It's a large muscular man in a pup mask. She kneels on the floor and strokes him under his chin.

Isaac Chotiner: You say the two cats who live in your house are "Jerks" and you don't care for them
Me: Absolutely. They are the burdens of my life
Chotiner: It seems you spent an hour searching for special food for them and paid more for it than you do even for your own food.
Me: That's--Hold on,

Man if Mychal AND Miss Rachel showed up to say they were disappointed in me I would simply die

That's home. That's us.

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew.

Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right.

Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

Yes yes yes yes yes and also yes (I own I think nine? ten? of your skirts, just to lend my vote some "i love to throw money at you" weight)