It all went wrong so fast 😔

PITCH BLACK AT 5:30 FOR WHAT???

WE DID IT ZOH

Can’t wait to tell my kids that 24 years after 9/11, a young progressive brown Muslim immigrant has become the Mayor of New York City

Congratulations #ZohranMamdani 🥹

sections are insane cuz wdym a bottle of tito’s is $250 😭😭😭

anyway, not my dime, not my problem

i just found out who charlie kirk was 6 months ago. crazy.

unrelatedly, spotted this today in the subway

This is funny af 😭😭😭

😭 apologizing to my neighbors cuz it was actually an earthquake in new york and not them running around

you don’t realize how important your tongue is until you burn it

😭😭😭 I just don’t believe any man who says he has a hard time finding a woman

Everything is in your favor from outside to the apps

the concept of nicki minaj and sza having beef

😭😂😂😂 Zohran Mamdani is so fuckin funny for this

😭 Nobody can convince me the other Elmo didn’t do this lmfaoooo

soham parekh son or roy lee daughter

ICE is causing so much chaos. I cannot believe this is legal 😵‍💫

so much that the current president had to create his own social network to vent on

😭 pray for conservatives. their daddies are goin through it

😭 im tryna link outlook to google suite and feel like a boomer

I love New York 🙂‍↕️

Menfolk what this mean 😭😭😭

Prank calling a beloved football player during the draft, recording it, posting it on social media, getting your dad fined $100,000 and his job fined $250,000 is crazy

I really have the besttt people in my corner

Twitter is not a real place, but Threads is even less of one 😭

OxyContin gotta be the worst narcotic ever. It doesn’t work!!

i see, thanks!

gotcha, thank you

copy, thanks!

#photographers & #videographers of bluesky what’s the easiest way for a novice to sharpen photo and video 😅

example:

God bless the child that can hold her own

eavesdropping on these adorable college juniors on their first hinge date ever at a coffee shop and from the looks of it these two are gonna be engaged in the next 2-5 years

He’s the last thing NYC needs