Everyone talks about how Robin Hood or whoever made them a furry, but no one is out here spitting truth about how the Jet Set Radio soundtrack made them a furry.

HEALTHY AS A HORSE NEIGH NEIGH

🔴 LIVE NOW!!!

Today Im flipping a whole ass house with @ceo.deerco.co! Come on by for another special Rent Week Stream!

www.twitch.tv/shuttershadeyo

Don't forget about tonight at 7pm CDT where @tozzman300.bsky.social , @timberfangs.bsky.social , @ceo.deerco.co & I will be co-streaming TOXIC COMMANDO! It is certainly going to be a bloody good time. #twitch #gaming #zombies

An exhausted looking Reindeer 3d vtuber avatar, in front of a photo of an event called "fisting bingo"

The problem with streaming for hours is people taking very specific moments out of context.

there are activities at the Winter Olympics I would excel in

It was safer than buying him another knife.

I cannot encourage this rewarmed TV Guide discourse

Drunken Dungeons and Dragons with ME as the dungeon master! I'm putting my whole dussy into this stream y'all.
Saturday! 3pm PST! twitch.tv/bouboimd ! with the lovely players: Adomobrisco, IAmPattycakes, Paulley, and @biffthemoose.bsky.social 🦌

Hey Twitch peeps,

I made some low-lift animated Fuck ICE emotes for anyone that wants to use them.
www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/6a7ak...

(Examples in the 🧵)
#FuckICE #ProsecuteICE #AbolishICE #StandWithMN #Twitch #FreeEmotes #Emotes

IT'S BEEN FIFTEEN MINUTES WHAT HAPPENED WHERE IS GEESERS

Disclaimer: While these got approved on my Twitch channel, use them at your own discretion. I'm not 100% sure about Twitch's TOS regarding profanity in emotes.

(Example 1/2)

It's a deer, so immoral should be assumed.

A faux Public Safety Announcement that an IMMORTAL DEER is pursuing you and that you should succumb to its hooves

DEERCO WARNING: PLEASE BE ADVISED OF DEER IN YOUR AREA ATTEMPTING TO CONTACT YOU.

Sometimes my therapist asks me questions like, "How do you feel about AI?" which is like a teacher putting on a movie because they don't want to do work.

awww cm'mere you (But don't eat me)

Blep; it's not just for dogs any more. #furry

I got what I deserved

P R O M O T E D

Do not mess with me. I own a vacuum cleaner.

You've already been approved! Please begin bleating immediately

Oh no, he's acting up again. Where'd we put the clicker?

It's DECEMBER, go strap those antlers on!

THIS ISN'T FOR YOU. GO EAT HAY.

Congratulations! Your antlers will be in the mail shortly.

A satirical flyer for fictional company DEERCO, inviting you to "become a deer"

DEERCO invites all MFF attendees to consider: deer, perhaps?
#MFF #deer

A satirical list of deer facts from fictional company DEERCO

Get your deer facts from DEERCO at MFF! #MFF #deer

A fake book cover titled "The Deer You Are: A Spiritual Biography of the Deer Inside You", sponsored by DEERCO

DEERCO will be at MFF! Make sure to get your flyers! Get in touch with your inner deer.

It's Groundhog Day, except every day is another store email declaring Black Friday has just started

Arc Raiders has made me understand the value of small talk with strangers more than any court mandated therapy ever has.