Tremendous main event, clean finish, didn't worry about Moments. Really good night overall. That's what WrestleMania should be. No clue what last night was.

As bad as last night’s show was that’s how good tonight’s has been.

In a TV theory class I took in college, we were asked our favorite TV tropes and I said wrestling and the Spanish announcer table.

I became the teacher for 10 minutes.

Just make it a no DQ match beforehand is all you had to do.

Listen I’m not complaining because this match has been pretty good but there’s not even a real explanation for why the referee is just letting all this open weapon use happen right in front of him.

Look, Punk came out to AFI and headlocked a Samoan, I can't resist this.

OH MY GOD IS THAT MISERIA CANTARE

The wildest development in the last five years of WWE is Dominik Mysterio becoming the most entertaining heel in the company.

Wrestlemania is fun when they let em wrestle. Weird.

Okay the first hour of Mania is way better than last night. Those first two matches ruled.

🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱

Oba squashing Brock was expected. Brock retiring was not.

Okay that was a much better match to start night two. No selling the F5 was wild.

🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱

There are many reasons I believe in the separation of Church and State and "you can't disagree with the head of state, that's against theology" is probably the most prominent "absolutely not" scenario.

Getting increasingly frustrated with Dan Wilson

Yeah that was the worst night of Mania in a decade or longer. Even the stinkers in the last ten years had some bright spots.

on day one of my administration, pat mcafee will be arrested and held accountable for his many crimes

I am not kidding at all when I say that every Democrat with a microphone should mock JD Vance every chance they get between now and 2028. Call him weird and feckless. Laugh at his eyeliner & dumb beard. Talk about the nazis & freaks he follows on Twitter. *Brand* him.

Liv Morgan is a terrible lip syncer.

Cody Rhodes is a wrestler? I thought he was just a flamboyant vodka salesman

Listen folks, pro wrestling is just theater in spandex so Lin Manuel doing this intro is appropriate

Is Wrestlemania going to be good? Probably not. Is it still Wrestlemania? Sure. Will I be watching? You bet!

as a devout Catholic, it can be hard to choose between Catholicism and a deranged man who hates Catholics

Pardoned Jan. 6 rioter to plead guilty in child sexual abuse case, adding to pattern Trump’s pardons for Jan. 6 rioters were already indefensible. As many of them run into fresh trouble with the law, the move continues to look even worse.

Another Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump will plead guilty in a separate case involving child exploitation of multiple victims.

David Daniel has reached a plea agreement in connection with a pending charge of sexual exploitation of a minor and possessing sexually explicit images of children.

Why the fuck did I stay up and watch that?

Mariners baseball!

Like, buddy, there's hundreds of denominations of Christianity, including several evangelical ones that seem more in line with your selfish worldview. You actively chose the one with the Pope.

The cradle Catholic vs. convert Catholic stuff is sometimes overblown (a lot of us cradle Catholics are "cultural" Catholics, for instance) but it takes some gall to be an adult convert to Catholicism for explicitly political reasons, and then lecture the actual Pope on theology.

Well I’m sure no one told him that.