It's funny because it's true.

Why? Schumer will approve anyone Trump chooses to nominate.

Heard while walking on Central Park South, from an older women speaking on a phone:

''With everything Trump's doing to stop the war in Iran, they BETTER give him the peace prize.''

I can't even...

Wow. Again.

''We've done some great criming together this year, and we're going do even better criming in the next three.''

It looks like the entrance to a funeral home chapel.

If only.

Big fucking no on the ''under god'' part. Well, the whole thing really, but especially that.

The Oval Office has a sign?

I shot a man in Reno once, just to watch him die.

His 17D level chess is way over my head.

Not a popular opinion, but I think we were a little premature in declaring victory over Iran.

Mike Johnson should be calling for impeachment, should be cutting a deal with Vance for VP, should be concerned about his job after November.

Same.

I'm still wrapping my head around the telegraphing of war crimes.

Haven't gotten to it yet.

Or a meteor.

Why can't more people be like MTG? Never thought I'd say that.

Relatedly, his continued existence debunks entirely the concept of universal prayer. And the existence of a benevolent god.

For saving the life of a US service member YOU FUCKING MORON.

Well, happy Easter anyway to you heathens over there. Today is the first time I actually feel I'm missing something in Colorado.

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4/4/26 Status: I'm sustained by another Sleep-in Sunday. Today is National Picky Eaters Day, which I treat as Disposal James Day.

Garland should be in a hole at Guantanamo.

And where's his health care plan? Has it been two weeks?

Or just rollover like the little bitches you are and vote for whomever they tell you to. As usual.

And if she did, would it change a single MAGA mind? Alter a vote in congress? Lose a single tech bro donation?

You may have this backward...

And then there's Hatch...

Neither do I.

Well, here's the real answer for you, put as simply as possible:

We suck.

I'm not convinced I know what we're doing.