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Posts by gooncultist

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Morning goon sesh ☀️✨
+ You dont have to feel guilty about going for a long time
+ Morning caffine
+ You can f*ck the bagel before you eat it~!
- Deadlines during the day

Night goon sesh 🌃💤
+ Hopefully all your chores are done so you can just clopp away
+ Screens look better in the dark
- Sleepy

2 weeks ago 9 1 1 0

hell yeah

3 weeks ago 2 1 0 0

social resistance is _higher_ on posting your e-waifu in public vs discreet blowjobs from hungry ghosts

1 month ago 3 0 0 0

im not really seeing a barrier. there are stigmas around porn & yet everyone consumes it in private

1 month ago 2 0 1 0

jerked off in gunge slime this weekend & it didnt stain anything but it did somehow dye my nails bright pink

1 month ago 9 0 1 0

theres a line in an old tim rogers review describing a faux-multiplayer facebook game as "ghosts trying and failing to embrace other ghosts" which feels appropriate here

1 month ago 2 0 1 0

tbh i kinda feel the opposite, future shock wore off faster than expected, maybe bc horny online spaces on centralized social media already depersonalized ppl via engagement shaping their behavior to be indistinguishable from bots

1 month ago 2 1 1 0
drawing resembling an ebay page with photos of the coolest gooncave this side of the mississippi with the text “selling gooncave (lightly used) $9999”

drawing resembling an ebay page with photos of the coolest gooncave this side of the mississippi with the text “selling gooncave (lightly used) $9999”

some assembly required albolene not included

1 month ago 11 2 3 0

What a great time to be addicted to porn.

1 month ago 29 3 0 2
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carta is soooo based

1 month ago 26 7 2 0

if this feels weird or uncomfortable well yeah thats what happens when something was made without compromise & not tailored specifically to you. porn makes filter bubbles of us all

2 months ago 5 1 0 0

most ppl making AI porn fall into the groove of replicating irl porn aesthetics & end up creating a pastiche of those limitations which are vestigial here. ace is one of the few ppl actually embracing the lack of compromise in the new medium

2 months ago 3 0 1 0

irl porn is a series of compromises, budget & time & capabilities of physical performers & artistic sensibilities of ppl behind the camera & their perception of what the audience wants

2 months ago 2 0 2 0

been meaning to talk about ace's work & this one feels like a good time

2 months ago 22 4 1 1
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gm

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toe socks. more ppl should be talking about these

1 year ago 19 1 1 0

unfortunate that "accelerationism" became a synonym for "acceleration" via tech larpers bc there are ppl on here actually heightening the contradictions of sexuality until it collapses under its own discursive weight & now we dont have a word for that

2 months ago 4 0 0 0

much like big red sun the kolitz harpers piece is an entertaining romp through one guy's wildly hallucinated impression of a subculture. whereas i actually fuck burgers and stuff

2 months ago 6 0 2 0
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goonbabble #1 against porn-exclusionary batesexualty

ctrl+t gooncultist dot com => blog => click click click
gooncultist.substack.com/p/goonbabble-1

3 months ago 10 5 2 2

twitter network effects seem unusually sticky until you remember that pornhub is still the most popular tube site even after purging 80% of their content 6 years ago

2 months ago 7 0 0 0

thats just pukeslop. you only like it bc it has the best dickfeel in the known universe

2 months ago 4 0 0 0

wankbattle? good luck im behind 7 layers of browser sub-agents

2 months ago 7 1 1 0

have i fetishized the gooncave mise en place too hard or do i have ocd

2 months ago 5 0 1 0

"neutral TTS voice over clipspam" formula still goated
hypnotube.com/video/the-po...

2 months ago 3 1 0 0
screenshot from the “I’m Spartacus” scene from the hit 1960 Stanley Kubrick historical film Spartacus with the caption “I’m pornosexualgooner101”

screenshot from the “I’m Spartacus” scene from the hit 1960 Stanley Kubrick historical film Spartacus with the caption “I’m pornosexualgooner101”

5 months ago 6 1 0 0
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'Porn-brained' should never be used in a derogatory manner. It should only be the highest imaginable praise for girls whose minds are so warped by porn it gives them insight necessary to come up with art so sicko/pornographic it reframes your conception of sexuality and makes you cum on the spot.

3 months ago 339 76 2 0

shawtys like a pmv in my head that i cant keep out got me pumping like​ ngh-ngh-ngh-ngh every day

3 months ago 14 2 0 0

pmvhaven sure picked an interesting time to try to quarantine all AI-generated videos on a separate domain

3 months ago 7 0 0 0

same lol

3 months ago 2 0 0 0