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+ Morning caffine
+ You can f*ck the bagel before you eat it~!
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Posts by gooncultist
hell yeah
social resistance is _higher_ on posting your e-waifu in public vs discreet blowjobs from hungry ghosts
im not really seeing a barrier. there are stigmas around porn & yet everyone consumes it in private
jerked off in gunge slime this weekend & it didnt stain anything but it did somehow dye my nails bright pink
theres a line in an old tim rogers review describing a faux-multiplayer facebook game as "ghosts trying and failing to embrace other ghosts" which feels appropriate here
tbh i kinda feel the opposite, future shock wore off faster than expected, maybe bc horny online spaces on centralized social media already depersonalized ppl via engagement shaping their behavior to be indistinguishable from bots
drawing resembling an ebay page with photos of the coolest gooncave this side of the mississippi with the text “selling gooncave (lightly used) $9999”
some assembly required albolene not included
What a great time to be addicted to porn.
carta is soooo based
if this feels weird or uncomfortable well yeah thats what happens when something was made without compromise & not tailored specifically to you. porn makes filter bubbles of us all
most ppl making AI porn fall into the groove of replicating irl porn aesthetics & end up creating a pastiche of those limitations which are vestigial here. ace is one of the few ppl actually embracing the lack of compromise in the new medium
irl porn is a series of compromises, budget & time & capabilities of physical performers & artistic sensibilities of ppl behind the camera & their perception of what the audience wants
been meaning to talk about ace's work & this one feels like a good time
gm
toe socks. more ppl should be talking about these
unfortunate that "accelerationism" became a synonym for "acceleration" via tech larpers bc there are ppl on here actually heightening the contradictions of sexuality until it collapses under its own discursive weight & now we dont have a word for that
much like big red sun the kolitz harpers piece is an entertaining romp through one guy's wildly hallucinated impression of a subculture. whereas i actually fuck burgers and stuff
twitter network effects seem unusually sticky until you remember that pornhub is still the most popular tube site even after purging 80% of their content 6 years ago
thats just pukeslop. you only like it bc it has the best dickfeel in the known universe
wankbattle? good luck im behind 7 layers of browser sub-agents
have i fetishized the gooncave mise en place too hard or do i have ocd
"neutral TTS voice over clipspam" formula still goated
hypnotube.com/video/the-po...
screenshot from the “I’m Spartacus” scene from the hit 1960 Stanley Kubrick historical film Spartacus with the caption “I’m pornosexualgooner101”
'Porn-brained' should never be used in a derogatory manner. It should only be the highest imaginable praise for girls whose minds are so warped by porn it gives them insight necessary to come up with art so sicko/pornographic it reframes your conception of sexuality and makes you cum on the spot.
shawtys like a pmv in my head that i cant keep out got me pumping like ngh-ngh-ngh-ngh every day
pmvhaven sure picked an interesting time to try to quarantine all AI-generated videos on a separate domain
same lol