republicans genuinely think you are cattle designed to suffer for their glory

Please share. 💔

im thinking of pushing the aja wilson goat case to make jordan fans especially mad

keeping it real i spend a lot of time thinking of sports takes specifically to piss people off

You’d really be forgiven if you had a hard time conceiving of a success on this scale. “So I’ve got this idea for an environmental and public health project, we’re gonna reduce pollution by a fifth. No no it doesn’t cost anything. Actually it’s gonna net half a billion dollars.” What!

Oh, just on track for the lowest it’s ever been in the 21st Century…

No big deal or anything, definitely wouldn’t want that in the headline or anything…

"more children should die" is a cornerstone tenet of American conservatism

i’ve actually found a good amount of sports and news stuff but need to find funny people.

a lot are committed to going down with the ship. kind of respect it

he’s back

she thought the wine was gonna get in my pants but now i’m marinating on the fits in the conclave

Everyone Who Was Supposed to Protect You From This Failed Miserably Donald Trump will now be the president again. A colossal failure by every Republican, Democratic, legal, corporate, and media institution got us here.

It's like someone read my mind and put it into better words than I could ever muster; great piece.

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you’re not moving like a #realposter and that’s why it’s not happening

eastern europe in general is really good at basketball due to it being heavily promoted in the former yugoslavia (best team outside of US). lithuania is kind of weak though in comparison to the countries that actually belonged to yugoslavia.

crippling lack of je ne sais quoi. absurd but to what end.

what did you mean by this