What kind of pills are you guys gonna sell? Non-perishable food buckets? Gold?

I'm always a little surprised when some of you post screenshots from there that you clearly took yourself. I really don't think you should be on there but I'm not your dad.

Happy to report that I no longer think about her and she texted me out if the blue today, so she still thinks about me. Balance has been restored.

Nobody broke up with me but they're all busy or sick tonight and I don't have a lot of free nights. I hate to waste one.

Hot take: bad to the bone and the guns n roses song don't work in that movie

Suck it, robot

I'm going to win

I guess I need another gf

Dumb guy alert

Why did they campaign for her then?

They like her how she is and that's a fucking problem. If you don't see that, maybe you're too stupid to vote.

Yeah I'm divorced too

Man I been putting my organ in other people for decades. You should try it

I watched T3 once

T1 is a horror movie

Am I the only one who likes the first one more? Maybe it was it was because it was my first rated R movie with boobs, but that one is perfect to me (T2 whips as well)

Him with the sword, me with my bare hands. To the death. Let's go.

Guy who's never met an Evil Cat Person

Sorry Ohio but you're never getting legal weed

Meanwhile in a normal state

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Forget it, Jake. It's Westeros.

I think it's hilarious that he does this and I hope he never changes

Most likable TV character since Mr Rogers

That's a pop tart ice cream sandwich. V easy to eat. Skill issue.

Yeah it's not worth trying to drive fast in Manhattan

Or maybe Swine Flu 2?

They're definitely gonna call it the American Flu this time

I didn't even get to Manhattan yet (arguably much safer than JC)

Just now on my 10 minute ride, 2 different cars almost hit me just because they didn't see a car:
1 rolled through a stop sign and didn't see me until I was directly in front of her car swearing and the other guy decided to do a U turn as I was passing him. If my head wasn't on a swivel I'm toast x2

If you're gonna ride where there are cars, you have to take the attitude that they are all trying to hit you and your goal is not to let them. Never ever assume they will be normal. They will not.

Look man, RFK Jr is charge of health so I'm only going to act surprised when stuff like this ISN'T the case