Legal advice: Talk about the band U2 with your lawyer to trick them into saying they're pro Bono.

I want to tell feet people that there's a big foot in this rocket so they go into the rocket then I shoot the rocket into the sun

Billy Joel was all like "I'm still standing better than a little kid"

I know this is a controversial opinion in 2026, but people without autism do indeed have hobbies, interests, and foods they don't like.

Interviewer: "Would you like some water?"
Celebrity: "Sure. I'll take some water. Thanks."
Headline: Celebrity Reveals Thoughts on Water

Toku fandom said Jetman was sentai going deep, dark, and adult. This has been as kiddy and goofy as any toku show. I just watched the one with the cup-o-noodles monster. Did these guys accidentally put discs of the Wire in their Jetman cases?

Growing up, some kids on the bus insisted Beetleborgs was better than power rangers. I finally watched some Beetleborgs and I'm pretty sure those kids were eating the lead paint chips

I like that Afroman song that goes "I was gonna poop my pants but then I got high. I was gonna move to france but then I got high"

The sun blew up april fools

Watching the A-Team for the first time and it's basically tokusatsu

Youtube is like "Here's a budget build! Now, of course budget means different costs for different people. For some people, $5 is budget. For some people $500,000 is budget. Anyway here's our budget $500,000 build..."

Youtube is like "Here's how you can build your own bookshelf for FREE! So all I started with was this old bookshelf frame and some shelves I had laying around and..."

Middle class etiquette is to ask people questions about themselves to patronizingly feign interest, and then roll eyes at people for actually answer those questions.

People say Japanese tv is bad but they're clearly not watching the Toei channel

The Ghost Busters theme is cool but it's got NOTHING on the Inspector Gadget theme

Where's Wallace at? Where the fuck is Wallace? Where's Wallace, Bill Corbett? Bill Corbett! Where the fuck is Wallace? Huh? Bill Corbett?!

Ronda Rousey shows up on AEW and now I regret paying for this PPV. On an ethical level, she's a transphobic, antivax, sandy hook denier peice of shit. On an entertainment level, she's dogshit on the mic and in the ring. This shit isn't heat. It's no longer buying ppvs and cancelling max.

Absolutely fuck that shit

Ronda Rousey is a transphobic anti-vaxx piece of shit and AEW hiring her is a massive, massive disappointment on so many levels. I am genuinely livid.

Oooooh you've got to take me home tonight
Ooooooh something something something light

Why is chicken the only food we measure by bucket?

MMA teaches us that no matter how hard you try to promote them like pro wrestling, real fights are fucking boring

Just saw something where a zoomer called CDs analog and I'm going to go die now

The 2000s was the era of frat boy edge

Xenogears teaches us that killing god is possible but the encounter rate along the way there is ridiculous

Nothing smells worse than nostalgia

Well excuse me for confusing Overboard and Captain Ron. But come on. TWO Kurt Russel boat movies!?

The way we got rid of nazis the first time was to shoot them

Social media cannot gaslight me into thinking pigs are cute

Can mentally healthy people actually just choose what they think about when their minds wander? Like can they actually just say "oh no that's bad I'll think about something else" and just change the channel?