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A claymation figure resembling a political leader holds a smartphone showing an image of a claymation Jesus, surrounded by skeptical onlookers in a church setting.

A claymation figure resembling a political leader holds a smartphone showing an image of a claymation Jesus, surrounded by skeptical onlookers in a church setting.

Trump’s coalition is so divided that even their Jesus memes need fact-checking—finally, a Second Coming with lower approval ratings than the first.

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#meloni #politics

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A politician holds a 'Vote of Confidence' microphone, smiling broadly. Beside him, a nervous aide holds 'Poll Results' showing 80% 'Yes,' 10% 'No,' and 10% 'Reality TV.'

A politician holds a 'Vote of Confidence' microphone, smiling broadly. Beside him, a nervous aide holds 'Poll Results' showing 80% 'Yes,' 10% 'No,' and 10% 'Reality TV.'

In the latest poll asking if citizens would vote no confidence in the Government, 80% responded 'yes,' 10% said 'no,' and the remaining 10% asked if this was like voting for a new reality TV show because that's the only time their vote feels like it matters.

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A smiling woman holds a sign reading 'Thoughts & Prayers' amid a burning landscape labeled 'Lebanon,' with boxes marked '30m Krone Aid.' Nearby, men labeled 'Critics' hold a fire extinguisher and a burning paper.

A smiling woman holds a sign reading 'Thoughts & Prayers' amid a burning landscape labeled 'Lebanon,' with boxes marked '30m Krone Aid.' Nearby, men labeled 'Critics' hold a fire extinguisher and a burning paper.

In a groundbreaking move, the Norwegian Minister has bravely deployed a new strategy to end conflict: heartfelt words. Critics say it's as effective as sending a Hallmark card to a four-alarm fire, but at least Norway's aid budget is 30 million krone lighter.

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#iran

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A woman in a red dress and white jacket stands with arms crossed, while a man with distinctive hair hands money to a ghostly figure resembling Jeffrey Epstein in a dark city alley.

A woman in a red dress and white jacket stands with arms crossed, while a man with distinctive hair hands money to a ghostly figure resembling Jeffrey Epstein in a dark city alley.

Melania Trump denies any connection to Jeffrey Epstein, insisting the only thing she inherited from him was her husband’s habit of making headlines for all the wrong reasons.

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#melaniatrump #politics

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Three men in disco attire dance energetically under disco balls, with a cityscape and silhouetted crowd in the background.

Three men in disco attire dance energetically under disco balls, with a cityscape and silhouetted crowd in the background.

Trump and Vance cheering for Viktor Orbán is sweet—nothing like two guys who question democracy rooting for a man who’s already solved that pesky election problem.

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#orban #politics

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A cartoon shows Trump and a man in front of the White House. Trump stands beside a basket labeled 'Deals,' while the man gestures near a cracked egg labeled 'Policy.'

A cartoon shows Trump and a man in front of the White House. Trump stands beside a basket labeled 'Deals,' while the man gestures near a cracked egg labeled 'Policy.'

At an Easter event, Trump compared UK’s Starmer to Neville Chamberlain, marking the first time Trump labeled someone 'appeaser' without grabbing them by the policy.

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#politics #satire

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A claymation figure resembling a famous rapper stands in the center, wearing sunglasses and a red jacket, surrounded by animated UK officials in a village setting. One official holds a newspaper, while another points at a gramophone playing a record.

A claymation figure resembling a famous rapper stands in the center, wearing sunglasses and a red jacket, surrounded by animated UK officials in a village setting. One official holds a newspaper, while another points at a gramophone playing a record.

UK officials are debating whether to let Kanye perform at Wireless—because when it comes to antisemitism, Britain prefers its greatest hits from the 1930s, not new remixes.

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#25thamendment #politics

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A former US president stands next to a timer labeled '48 Hour Deal Timer' on a package marked 'Iran Deal Express,' while a Middle Eastern leader holds a folder labeled 'Geopolitical Crisis' in a cityscape with explosions.

A former US president stands next to a timer labeled '48 Hour Deal Timer' on a package marked 'Iran Deal Express,' while a Middle Eastern leader holds a folder labeled 'Geopolitical Crisis' in a cityscape with explosions.

Trump's 48-hour ultimatum to Iran to strike a deal is a bold move — because if there's anything history has taught us, it's that complex geopolitical crises respond really well to the same deadline as a pizza delivery.

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#politics #satire

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A cartoon depicts a man with distinctive hair, surrounded by panicked economists with notepads, using multiple smoking calculators. Charts with arrows point up and down in the background.

A cartoon depicts a man with distinctive hair, surrounded by panicked economists with notepads, using multiple smoking calculators. Charts with arrows point up and down in the background.

Economists are still calculating how much economic damage Trump is doing—apparently their calculators don't go that low, but his approval ratings sure do.

Your reaction? 😂

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#DOJ #politics

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Two confident men in suits stand in the foreground of a dimly lit hallway, while a janitor and two interns nervously check their phones in the background.

Two confident men in suits stand in the foreground of a dimly lit hallway, while a janitor and two interns nervously check their phones in the background.

Apparently, in Washington these days, it’s not a real job unless you’ve been ousted—at this rate, the only people left in D.C. will be the interns and the janitors, nervously checking their inboxes.

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#DOJ #politics

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A caricature of Donald Trump dressed as Elvis Presley in a white jumpsuit with a cape, holding a microphone on stage with a lively background.

A caricature of Donald Trump dressed as Elvis Presley in a white jumpsuit with a cape, holding a microphone on stage with a lively background.

Trump visiting Graceland during an international crisis makes sense—after all, if anyone knows about leaving the building while chaos erupts, it’s Elvis.

What's your take? 💬

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#IranWar #politics

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A caricature of a smiling woman sitting on a large toaster, surrounded by four stern-looking police officers in a dimly lit room.

A caricature of a smiling woman sitting on a large toaster, surrounded by four stern-looking police officers in a dimly lit room.

In a bold move to redefine the hospitality industry, an influencer was arrested for sharing her unique interpretation of 'bed and breakfast'—introducing 'pee and toast' as the latest Airbnb amenity, proving once again that for some, content creation knows no personal boundaries, just legal ones.

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A ghostly figure resembling Robert Mueller stands calmly in the background, while a man resembling Donald Trump angrily points and shouts in the foreground.

A ghostly figure resembling Robert Mueller stands calmly in the background, while a man resembling Donald Trump angrily points and shouts in the foreground.

Trump attacking Robert Mueller even after his death proves if there’s one thing stronger than Russian interference, it’s Trump’s grudge—finally, a spirit he can’t subpoena.

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#robertmueller #politics

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A cartoon shows a man with distinctive hair holding a large pencil, looking confused at a book titled 'Group Project.' Behind him, a chalkboard with chaotic arrows and people laughing in the background.

A cartoon shows a man with distinctive hair holding a large pencil, looking confused at a book titled 'Group Project.' Behind him, a chalkboard with chaotic arrows and people laughing in the background.

Trump says presidents 'should not have learning disabilities'—which is bold from a guy whose entire presidency was a group project he didn’t read the instructions for.

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#politics #satire #donalddunce

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A caricature of a politician with a frozen smile sits in a chair, surrounded by bottles labeled Botox, Filler, and Serum, with another man grinning behind him.

A caricature of a politician with a frozen smile sits in a chair, surrounded by bottles labeled Botox, Filler, and Serum, with another man grinning behind him.

Finally, proof that when British politicians say they’re getting injections from shady billionaires, they just mean Botox—though with Mandelson’s frozen smile, it’s hard to tell if he’s shocked by Epstein’s crimes or just overdue for a top-up.

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#MenuItemsForThePrivileged

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Two politicians stand in front of Big Ben, one holding a large key labeled 'Launch Codes.' A sign reads 'Nuke Britain Initiative' with people holding signs about building nukes.

Two politicians stand in front of Big Ben, one holding a large key labeled 'Launch Codes.' A sign reads 'Nuke Britain Initiative' with people holding signs about building nukes.

The Lib Dems want Britain to build its own nuclear missiles—because nothing says 'global security' like giving the country that brought you Brexit the launch codes.

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#politics #satire #BrexitLogic

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A man in a suit holds large scissors near a person in a salon chair with curlers and cucumber slices on their eyes, surrounded by smiling people holding salon tools, set against a prison yard backdrop.

A man in a suit holds large scissors near a person in a salon chair with curlers and cucumber slices on their eyes, surrounded by smiling people holding salon tools, set against a prison yard backdrop.

Finally, a solution to prison overcrowding: turn every jail into a five-star salon! Who knew the secret to reducing recidivism was just a perfect blowout away?

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#whentimesaretough #politics

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Two men in suits and sunglasses hold a briefcase emitting green digital code, with a cityscape in the background and a third man in a suit watching.

Two men in suits and sunglasses hold a briefcase emitting green digital code, with a cityscape in the background and a third man in a suit watching.

Social Security’s watchdog is investigating an ex-DOGE employee for abusing sensitive data—because when it comes to protecting your future, the government prefers its incompetence homegrown.

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#warntag #politics

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A minimalist-line cartoon depicts a statue of two men resembling Trump and Epstein on a pedestal, with Trump at a ship's wheel and Epstein standing beside him. Behind them is an iceberg with faces etched into it, set between the Washington Monument and the Capitol building.

A minimalist-line cartoon depicts a statue of two men resembling Trump and Epstein on a pedestal, with Trump at a ship's wheel and Epstein standing beside him. Behind them is an iceberg with faces etched into it, set between the Washington Monument and the Capitol building.

In a shocking twist, the Trump-Epstein 'Titanic' statue on the National Mall illustrates their deep connection—because nothing says unsinkable friendship quite like an iceberg of scandals with zero lifeboats of accountability.

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#titanic #politics

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A retro-style cartoon shows a woman with a camera and a man in a superhero costume looking shocked in a cityscape with skyscrapers. In the background, people in suits crouch as another man in a dark coat stands confidently.

A retro-style cartoon shows a woman with a camera and a man in a superhero costume looking shocked in a cityscape with skyscrapers. In the background, people in suits crouch as another man in a dark coat stands confidently.

Dubai’s influencers tried reporting from conflict zones, but realized real bullets don’t come with sponsored content warnings.

What's your take? 💬

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#tyranny #politics

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A man in a suit shakes hands while another hand labeled 'Tribunal' taps his wrist with a gavel. Three people sit behind a table with stacks of papers labeled 'Findings' and 'Neglect & Decay.'

A man in a suit shakes hands while another hand labeled 'Tribunal' taps his wrist with a gavel. Three people sit behind a table with stacks of papers labeled 'Findings' and 'Neglect & Decay.'

In the spirit of political accountability, the Moriarty Tribunal gave Michael Lowry a slap on the wrist—presumably because his hands were too busy shaking the right ones.

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#MoriartyTribunal

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A claymation-style businessman holds a large wrench and a stack of coins, standing in front of wind turbines. Nearby, construction workers in hard hats appear to be building with toy blocks.

A claymation-style businessman holds a large wrench and a stack of coins, standing in front of wind turbines. Nearby, construction workers in hard hats appear to be building with toy blocks.

A wind farm developer settled a €1.8 million dispute over false promises about project readiness—proving once again that the only thing less reliable than Irish wind is a construction company’s definition of 'almost done.'

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#inflation #politics

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A man in royal attire holds a scepter labeled 'Divine Right' with a speech bubble saying, 'It's all in the family genes!' Behind him, an older man in religious garb points at a family tree labeled 'Khamenei Dynasty,' while two men hold signs reading 'Divine Inspiration.' A chest labeled 'Family Heirlooms' is open, filled with similar scepters.

A man in royal attire holds a scepter labeled 'Divine Right' with a speech bubble saying, 'It's all in the family genes!' Behind him, an older man in religious garb points at a family tree labeled 'Khamenei Dynasty,' while two men hold signs reading 'Divine Inspiration.' A chest labeled 'Family Heirlooms' is open, filled with similar scepters.

Iran's Assembly of Experts just named Mojtaba Khamenei as the new Supreme Leader, proving once again that in a theocracy, divine inspiration mysteriously runs through family genes—because when it comes to picking God's representative on Earth, nothing beats a quite like inheriting the job from dad.

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A caricature of a woman in a red blazer holds a video game controller, with two soldiers in helmets drinking tea in the background.

A caricature of a woman in a red blazer holds a video game controller, with two soldiers in helmets drinking tea in the background.

Kemi Badenoch says Labour’s ‘playing student politics’ over Iran, which is bold coming from a party whose own foreign policy seems to be based on Call of Duty killstreaks and a deep distrust of the RAF’s tea breaks.

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#StudentPolitics #politics

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A claymation figure resembling a political leader stands in the Oval Office, surrounded by six figures with clasped hands. A globe with flames and a toy tank are on the desk.

A claymation figure resembling a political leader stands in the Oval Office, surrounded by six figures with clasped hands. A globe with flames and a toy tank are on the desk.

Christian leaders gathered in the Oval Office to pray for Trump as tensions with Iran escalated—because when you’re about to start World War III, it never hurts to have God on speed dial.

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#politics #satire #PrayersInTheOval

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Two claymation figures resembling political leaders sit at a table with a map and toy planes, under a dimly lit lamp, with a world map on the wall behind them.

Two claymation figures resembling political leaders sit at a table with a map and toy planes, under a dimly lit lamp, with a world map on the wall behind them.

Glad to see Russia and Iran forming such a tight bond—if world peace ever breaks out, at least they’ll have each other to gossip about American troop movements.

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#politics #satire #SpyGames

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A man in a black coat holds redacted documents, while a futuristic robot with a visor displays unredacted digital files in front of a cityscape.

A man in a black coat holds redacted documents, while a futuristic robot with a visor displays unredacted digital files in front of a cityscape.

The Pentagon just labeled Anthropic’s AI a national security risk—probably because it’s the only one smart enough to read Epstein documents without blacking out half the page or half the guest list.

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#politics #satire #EpsteinFiles

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A muscular caricature of a man in a tuxedo strikes a dance pose under a chandelier, flanked by three men in suits with hands raised, surrounded by musical notes.

A muscular caricature of a man in a tuxedo strikes a dance pose under a chandelier, flanked by three men in suits with hands raised, surrounded by musical notes.

Trump’s White House ballroom plan hit a delay, proving once and for all that even the most enthusiastic dance partners need to pause when the music of democracy hits a sour note.

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#politics #satire

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A caricatured military leader with a cigar and missile launcher examines a model warship on a tree stump. Nearby, a decorated officer frantically juggles toy military vehicles while on a phone call, with soldiers in the background.

A caricatured military leader with a cigar and missile launcher examines a model warship on a tree stump. Nearby, a decorated officer frantically juggles toy military vehicles while on a phone call, with soldiers in the background.

Kim Jong Un is building a nuclear navy, the US is torpedoing Iranian warships, and everyone’s worried America will prioritize Israeli defense orders—at this rate, the only thing more crowded than the world's arms race is the Pentagon’s customer service hold line.

#GlobalArmsRace

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A caricature shows two politicians in a hot air balloon labeled 'Iranian Airspace,' pointing and laughing at angry residents protesting outside a smoking sauna.

A caricature shows two politicians in a hot air balloon labeled 'Iranian Airspace,' pointing and laughing at angry residents protesting outside a smoking sauna.

Amazing to see Dalkey residents so furious about a sauna, when Israel and the US just turned Iran’s entire airspace into a permanent hot box — but hey, zoning laws are sacred unless you’re an international superpower.

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#politics #satire #RedApples

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