dark wizard johnny bravo with the nec-WHOA MOMMA-con

Catraaa

ahahahahahahahahaahahahahajahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah best almost 48 hours of my life thus far

the world is such a better place when there’s one more dead nazi in it

ps I was raised worshipping the ny Yankees and as of today (since they decided to be fascism apologists) I am a ny mets fan which is a sentence I would’ve never said in the past even if a gun were to my head but here we are in the year of our reap what you sow 2025

I have been beaming since yesterday and it’s still going

AHahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahshahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahah

get ur wife what she really wants for christmas this year: real life gundam

conservative: *crying and screaming* stop you’re killing america!!!

me: *drawing a bald eagle next to a trans flag* eeee hee hee hee!!!

my wife was watching the new wes anderson movie with a friend and the streaming service froze; but it just so happened to freeze during a tradition "wes anderson long awkward silence" moment and it took them a solid 30 seconds before they questioned if it was maybe the internet and not the movie XD

I wanna follow you (I never post though 😭 hope that’s ok)

every time I log on here it’s just my partner being goofy on the internet and I’ll like her posts even though I may not always understand them

I mean I really wanted to answer Newman originally because you know Newman absolutely had the upper hand on the main four but the card said main four though I would argue that technically there were five main characters on that show but whatever

wait are we actually supposed to give a reason when we choose someone? I sort of read it and assumed

lavos, the main antagonist from the 1995 rpg chrono trigger

Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky

they’re really good. I took a bite out of one. I wouldn’t mind eating a whole cookie but not at the calorie count for 1.

I just spent the last hour going absolutely bonkers because I couldn’t figure out how to register the kid for the SHSAT exam only to finally figure out thanks to an official doe website last updated September of 2024 that it isn’t time yet

had a bite of the strawberry doodle cookies from Trader Joe’s, they’re so fucking dangerous omg

daymien would torture and harass little robot me but I think my mom would like it; I can see myself ramming into her legs over and over while she’s sleeping and she would probably pick me up, put me on the couch, and go back to sleep 😭

how mad do u think my mom and daymien would be if I bought that little pet robot for them just so i can roll around their apt randomly while screaming hello hello hello and rolling into daymien’s closed door over and over

teach me your cat sorcery ways

I just like how we were watching this and I looked at you and wearily asked if this was supposed to be a comedy because for the most part I was sad/stressed out

my baby!!!!!

Painting of mermaids hugging; a mermaid holds another mermaid from behind in a tight embrace. They’re holding hands and tails.

Bonded

this is definitely some shit daymien says lol

sheep with grass and flower wool

🐑🌼

my brain has been functioning at zero since my dad died ………… and I’m going back to work tomorrow and I don’t feel ready (at all)

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the opening of operation mincemeat’s act 2 gave me heavy ivo robotnik and gerald robotnik vibes

aaahhhhhh to have the confidence of an overpaid mediocre white man

even though yesterday was hard it was still a good day because I was surrounded by family and my bambizzi and I fed cinnamon and blueberry (the local geese) banana