Thank you John Onion

We’ll be back in action at Canterbury in a couple weeks. If you want to trade up to some duals or sell your hot Strixhaven pulls, stop by and say hey!

Late highlights from Sunday w/ @bulkamaniacards.bsky.social

- Copped an RCQ Emmy for the personal stash
- The legend who bought Moat from the case, refused to elaborate what it was for, then left
- A young lad bringing a slabbed Pokemon card asking us if we had tools to break

Viva La Show

Shoot I forgot we’re online now

@bulkamaniacards.bsky.social

Come thru tomorrow to the last day of the show 9-3 if you bad and play Magic the Gathering

Highlights of day 1:

- Bought and sold a signed Judge Promo Woody Footy today
- The Pink Chocobo and Island of Wak Wak encounters increased to 3 each, but stayed tied
- The young goat looking for a Helm of the Ghastlord
- The Return of Lonnie and Dave

Tacos fixing me rn

Viva la show

happy #SecretsOfStrixhaven Prerelease Weekend

We’re all set up here in Saint Paul today through Sunday. Stop by and get yourself some treats!

Remember kids, work hard or you’ll get fired. But don’t work TOO hard, or you’ll make too much money for the company and get fired. But also don’t work at medium intensity because the company needs you to work your hardest to earn the most money so they can afford to make the HR lay off room pretty

Lemme know come Friday if you still need one big dawg, I can check the Rockhopper archives for ya and drop off 🫡

I love MTG Exodia

Soon #CanLanderMondays

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I famously said this years ago and now am chomping at the bit for more episodes

The One Piece is Real!!!!!

You think two untapped Islands scare me?

Buddy, I can talk to women. With eye contact.

Agreed, definitely a bit more restrictive in the preparing side of things. Idk I’m pretty ok with this power level, I have a friend that plays Mardu 3 Animator in Canadian Highlander and I do not need them swords-ing me multiple times with this :)

How would you want it balanced for the prep? Repeatable prep Swords on a creature sounds absolutely miserable

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

The Twin Cities Brew Crew's CanLander Tournament returns to Wooden Hill Brewing on Sunday, May 24th!

New sponsors have been added to juice the prize pool. Door prizes will also be given out.

Sign up via link below or QR code.
square.link/u/TIcyxVaq

Early bird pricing ends May 17th.

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

Sickest Ante I’ve ever seen

So first of all, shoutout to my homeboy Apollo for the gift of prophecy. Appreciate it my man, comes in handy all the time

Can’t wait for the full season of Dimension 20 On a Bus starring Dragon Master Katie Marovitch and rookie player Mark Mercer

The kids finally get to learn about Library of Leng 🫡 love to see it!

SECRETARY RUBIO: Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Irans had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have had a much different country.

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

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Friday Night - Run the shop’s DSK draft, maybe jam a seat and some cheeky One Piece TCG Games

Saturday - Dan Dan Meetup and Can Lander Jam Sesh, afterwards drafting at the homies

Sunday - OP15 Pre-Release Event

WE ARE COOKING THIS WEEKEND

This SL just gives “I eat Sour Patch Kids for Breakfast” type energy

I’m thinking, was this style of “defacing existing Magic cards” REALLY necessary to get Deadpool’s whole vibe across? Did they not nail his whole vibe with the mechanically unique card, the SL reprints, and original art it the first time?

Like what juice are they trying to squeeze?

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Recently bought Disco Elysium. Played it for 10 hours already, gf wanted to play it too and stayed up till 2AM starting her first play through

An incredible lesson that playing an absolute dirtbag can be so much more interesting than a powerhero

Already an all timer for me

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Check out @artsmidwest.bsky.social

Make a pitch to report on art in:
Iowa
South Dakota
North Dakota
Any of the tribal nations nearby

And get paid!