Chelsea to be awarded FIFA Peace Prize after stopping shooting altogether
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Precisely.

My XF (expected fun) is 100%

I always have the most beautiful team, just never the best rank 🤣😂

I've owned him previously. Felt bad benching him, so glad how that's worked out

Cheers, dude. It looked so pretty 🤣😂

Oh, we're here 🤣😂

It was in the embargoed bit they do to help those poor newspaper owners.

Bargain 👍🏻

Bench Boosters right now
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#FPL DGW33

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Let's see if the gossip is true.

Team news in 15 minutes
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I reckon he'd cope

My assistant manager, Samantha, is so done with this season already
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This would be epic

It feels like this will be the decision folks will have to make in August

Cucurella's barber

Samantha the fox

Samantha's Food Review

"McDonald's fries taste ok, but they're too thin for me to pick up and carry to the cubs.

Fries are just a shit format unless you have opposable thumbs or the time and privacy to stand and eat them where you find them.

Fast food? My arse."

Star Rating ⭐️⭐️

"I didn't fall down when I was headbutted because I stand up all the time."
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Ollie Watkins as Thanos of The Avengers.

"The hardest choices require the strongest wills."

I'm currently deciding where to have a USB port added to my body to become RoboHippie next season. 🤔

Will they be mates in the future?
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Yaaaayyyy 🤩

Will they be mates in the future?
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I'm playing keepy uppy on the Live #FPL app.

I'm hanging in there 🤣😂

Estevou, get better for Tuesday, dude!
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I've seen at least 115 instances of this lately

At least fully commit to it, so Haaland goes off due to concussion protocol and misses Burnley 🤣😂

Donna Summer - mmm