Need to find an annoying faggot so I can shut him up with my mouth! 😤

*arf arf* 🥺

Happy birthday! 🥳🎂

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

I'm experiencing this weird bug... It sais this post has 3835 comments but I can only see 6. What's that all about? 🤔 @support.bsky.team

The way I see average straight men trying to date? Yes!

They will go on dating apps (where there are siginificantly more men) and will then be surpised that most of the women on there won't match them.

That's why I proof-read my post multiple times. 😌

(I still mess up sometimes.)

I'm just following your instructions. 🥺

That's so mean... 😔

chat im starting to get into linux this is so fun wth

LEESSSGOOOOOO!!! 🥳
(I love my open source operating systems! 😊)

Oh, the "billionaire proof" platform is now being run by venture capitalists... Who could have seen that coming?

Bluesky devs trying to justify their vibecoding by claiming to have very high code-review standards...

As if their app wasn't constantly crashing. 😭

@yona.bsky.social I think this feature might be interesting to you.

No, I need frens who are online enough to know I'm puppy but offline enough to give me hugs and cuddles. 😣

I've been posting on the internet for years but this far I've only found a long-distance relationship, an online DnD group, and a bunch of awesome frens from all around the world (mostly the US). 🥺

When will I finally get hugs and cuddles and headpats and my own dog collar and leash? 😭

How does one find frens IRL who wanna cuddle? 🥺

ADHD is one of the core ingredients of puppyhood.

This is the kind of thing a rich CEO says at the beginning of a science fiction movie to establish for the audience that he is a sociopath and the villain.

But puppy too socially anxious... 🥺
What if the people IRL are evil? 😣
What if they hate puppies? 😭

I'd love to cuddle with my frens. 🥺
But they all life inside my phone/puter. 😔

Seriously, if you always feel exhausted despite not doing that much it might be a sign of Vitamin D deficiency. If you feel like that might be the case for you, go to the doctor to get a bloodtest done!

source: https://x.com/norve_w/status/1274232828570423302 the image is of Evangelion, specifically the elevator scene but now they're making out together. on the left, the girl with short blue hair is wearing a white shirt with blue overall style skirt and suspenders and the girl pressing her against the wall is wearing the exact same outfit. the girl pinning the girl with blue hair down is sporting long orange hair with a red watch and red bow in her hair. her eyes are closed as she embraces the other girl with her lips. the girl held against the wall looks shocked by is accepting her advance,,,

The doc told me I need the D. 🙄
Like tell me something I didn't know... 😭

XEP-0503 (currently implemented by no one)

What if I'm not a pretty girl tho... 😔

But I wanted to be the maid... 😔

I could have sworn he did, but now I can't find it. So maybe my brain just made that up. 😭

This might be a déjà vu, but I feel like I've heard this sentence on Ludwig's stream earlier... 🧐