The Hermetic principle of "As Above, So Below" really makes sense because my mind is insane, and so is my pussy

I got some times mixed up and missed the window to make some Venus talismans we had been preparing for

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

I fucked up big time, made a stupid mistake, and wasted a bunch of time and resources because I was careless. Really, really frustrated and disappointed in myself here.

Uranus is sooooo close to exiting Taurus and getting off my ass, which is another thing I would not have said before this transit

Dang dude

There's a Stephen King story that warns about that

I would like to finish going through huge, life altering identity changes please

We're obviously never getting the Winds of Winter/Dream of Spring or Doors of Stone, but please god, satan, and science could we at least get Alecto the Ninth before it's all over?

Oh geez, that is scary! I hope your treatment goes smoothly!

Getting the wrong price quoted isn't great, but wow is it a nice relief to find out that this job is going to be hundreds of dollars cheaper than I thought

A natal chart for someone born during the upcoming Aries new moon when there are five planets in Aries, plus Neptune and Chiron

Terrified at the thought of meeting someone born during the upcoming new moon

Sorry, did I ruin the mood when I said "erect penis"?

Ooh, it kinda reminds me of the MOD file music from Star Control 2

"space opera"

Did you find a good rock for the dick?

Today I learned that, while there are no statues of Cloacina, the Roman goddess of drains and sewers, available on Amazon, that IS the name of the protagonist of a series of sci-fi novels called "The Toilet Bot Diaries"

Hexagram 65, Yarrow Stalk Overflow

That's basically the plot of Annihilation

Getting a song stuck in your head is a thing, but do you ever get a smell stuck in your head? I smelled an unusual-smelling incense this morning, and I've been getting random phantom whiffs of it all day

Sounds like a job for a gay little sticker

Shopping while fat is such a fucking pain. It is so obvious that a lot of larger sized clothes were just made by increasing some numbers on the pattern, calling it good, and never once actually having a fat person put the clothing on their body to see that the fit is insane

please let it die. stop trying to make new star trek. make up something new i beg of you. it was nice but now its over

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Breast milk jewelry???

Huh, OAPEC is going through a Saturn return. That makes sense

my EP "if tomorrow turns to dust:" will be out April 18th 🥹🌸

ALSO i made a cool website for it 🙂‍↕️ scareol.com

KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com

Tiny Little Lip Balm YouTube video by brian david gilbert

"A nice gift and suggestion but its miniscule size left me with a few questions like:
- Why did they make this?
- How long will it last for?
- Why are we starting a war with Iran?"