someone stole my capsule hotel slippers while I was in the shower 😭
Posts by umbrellanaut
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fell down a bit of an internet rabbit hole and TIL in 2005 a robotic replica of Philip K. Dick's head was lost on a flight change and hasn't been found since
slate.com/culture/2012...
RIP Reddit
in Rotterdam for a work trip. Went in a local grocery store, found the cheese section, saw God
Something very dystopian about having to prove to a computer that I'm not a robot
rage-napped for like 4hrs today
A group of handdrawn fish.
Why I 🧡 the web.
drawafish.com
Just draw the fish. Trust me. 🐟
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
(is it a trap???)
I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better
🤣🤣🤣 congrats tho!!
Remembering now all the BS we put him through in class.... Retirement well-deserved, sir 🤣 🫡
I just heard the news that one of my high school teachers, who was in the cohort of kind of younger teachers at my school, is RETIRING and I am SHOOK 💀
I don't know any phone numbers but I just realized that I still remember the cheat code that unlocks all of the levels of Lemmings that I memorized when I was like 8
wtf is this Birkin bag ass business model on Google Gemini API
got garden-pathed by this headline lol
congrats!!!
Sometimes one needs to remember that Zombo.com still exists. It remains the most welcoming site on the internet. You can do anything there.
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars or Transformers.
I had a dream that I had gotten de-de-sensitized to the smell of the inside of my own head, and so I could suddenly smell the inside of my own head, and it smelled like burning electronics 💀
#robotiprising
www.japantimes.co.jp/business/202...
starting to dress more like a local (a local ojisan)
I feel like someone must have put an extremely petty hex on me, all of my attempts this week to open any "easy open" packaging has resulted in catastrophic failure
now I just want halal cart 😭
I'm on a rampage lol this is not even actually my job 😭
having to spend all of this morning writing angry emails 🤬 #ResearcherLyfe
Haven't seen any squirrels in the neighborhood. Asked Yuki if she's seen any but if she did she's not telling