It's hail stoning in Scotland. What did I do to deserve this stoning? Oh yeah, the murders

oh jeez, I forgot about this

WHO ARE YA
WHO ARE YA
WHO'S THAT BEHIND THE MASK

I wanted to like it, but there's not even alcohol in it...

Deleted my last tweet due to several outspoken individuals fearing for my safety. My lawyers have advised me to not speak to any reporters at this difficult time. Please send your thoughts and prayers to P.O BOX 12354

And slagbots free. No mam. It's already ruined

Here come the slags

Empty vessels are 90% of social media

It's very annoying.

Where have all the flowers gone?

Interesting

This yo-yo weather is taking years off my life. I'm like a poorly old lady! Cough cough splutter splutter

This is how I live my life

It's awful.

My Twitter feed is a disaster. I can't get rid of the stuff I don't want to see

I need some more funny people to follow. Reply to this with something funny please. Aware that nobody is following me to even see this but I'm desperate. I'm manifesting. Retweet?

I'm sorry but he's having an illicit affair with ai

Is this thing on?

AFFAIR!!

It's nice not being force-fed nudes and bloggers on here but there's just so much history on twitter.

I'm glad you survived that ordeal. Never return to that shitemarket

He was Framed!

I'm back again to whatever the hell this is.

85p for a a WHITE creme egg at Christmas? I hope you kicked it over and screamed

They make it so bloody hard to relogin to Instagram and Facebook i can't be bothered!!!!

Apparently the 🤣 emoji is cheugy. Yeah ok whatever.

All the good shows are slowly dying. Help

Kids these days

Fair enough. It's probably an acquired taste.

Lmfao don't knock it til you've tried it.