Agreed it looks like dodgy shite

Romanus eunt domus

I love this because it implies the dog knows she’s been to the moon

Artemis’s safe and precise return suggests that the trope of aliens travelling hundreds of light years through space only to crash land in a Californian forest is somewhat unlikely.

Cannot wait. My warm take for Hacks fans: Deborah is Marilla to Ava’s Anne of Green Gables. ❤️

Heated Rivalry’s unsexy spin-off

The only way anyone can buy it for 99p (which I have mixed feelings about) is Amazon but you can buy it from Hive for £9.75! www.hive.co.uk/Product/Beth...

Thanks so much!

This took me a minute 👍

This is the spider that bit me yesterday. Waiting to see if I develop super powers…

My thoughts on the thoroughly delightful The Other Bennet Sister. IT’S A TONIC.

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I see your horse and raise you a camel

I was strongly urged to watch Heated Rivalry so I did and I was bored rigid. No - that suggests some degree of engagement. I was bored limp. Here’s why: *ducks for cover*

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My book is out today in paperback! It features cocktails, mosaics, iced biscuits and Charlotte Brontë. The lovely Mel Giedroyc called it ‘unputdownable.’ I think this means she carries a copy with her always.

Then find a dog who does.

I am a peacock tail, without the flair. Not optimised for survival, weigh too much, too much energy to maintain. ☹️

Yep. Wow.🤯

Happy World Book Day! Here’s me doing my best Daphne du Maurier.

Isn’t it great? A difficult watch but so well done.

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Guys, if you have a SATC/Emily in Paris-shaped hole in your life then you need to watch Younger on Netflix. You’re welcome.

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Hahahaha this is great. I want to see it even though I’ll probably agree with you - I didn’t even love PYW.

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Ditto. It’s not for the likes of me.

This is important work but I wanted him to give us an example of a 10 out of 10!

Skinny jeans look amazing on Kitty in Riot Women, who is now my muse.

I’m almost tempted to book a ticket as a fun hate-watch. But not tempted enough.

Everything exists, everything is true

I used to work with him, and we were told not to react to his short stature 🧐

I would like the Princess of Wales, and the Duchess of Sussex, to be papped weeping as they read my book, separately on the same day.