"Goberto, a perpetually armoured cliff of a man, gets a bonus for being equipped with cheese. Fill his bag with Wensleydale, point him towards the entrail-eating rabbit that’s been terrorising local villagers, and witness history being made."
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Happy birthday, boyo!
Ah, awesome! I can't remember the last time I wanted to mine a game of every collectable and secret... It's a goodie.
Oh wow - I don't think I've had a copy for more than a decade now. I remember the black-and-white look feeling so striking at the time. I think you'll LOVE Pragmata - it's definitely on the same wavelength.
Take that, AI bros.
Thank you! Glad that reference resonated with someone else. Pragmata has so much of that era's energy, but feels like a modern triple-A version of it. It's bloody wonderful.
"Pragmata makes you feel absolutely awesome in the moment, formidable and ingenious all at once. The game evokes the character of distinctive Xbox 360/PS3/GC era shooters such as P.N.03, Binary Domain, or Vanquish. It’s a welcome return to a highpoint for the genre."
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Unfortunately, there comes a time in every young man-with-an Alien-movie-obsessed-dad's life when he must endure Alien Resurrection's sickening slapstick.
I've achieved a great deal today, but this might be the crowning glory.
All my friends call it 'the big T'. I went to school and I got the big T.
"A worker with a broken leg could be treated with precious supplies, or could disappear at more or less the same time that your food stores are mysteriously bolstered. Harper may have been a clumsy whiner, but it turns out that he was a TASTY clumsy whiner."
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Third one ticked off, along with a rare opportunity to witness someone experience for the first time the crushing disappointment of Newt, Hicks, and Bishop's fate at the hands of Fincher.
Also listening, yep.
"One of our party barricades the doors we came through to try and stem the flow of mobs... With cat-like reactions, I fire an arrow straight into their back by mistake and then change into one of the new hats I’ve just found. It’s pretty fetching, actually."
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Round two.
Pretty sure this chest is haunted...
That's my first month's supply of micro-filters finished. Time to open the next box.
Balance it with a banana.
Enthusiastically using AI is the creative equivalent of huffing exhaust fumes for breakfast.
How's your morning going?
“Bonjour, le petit croissant! Où est la piscine!” shouts one player next to me as he charges up and over the trench wall just before being turned into viscera by a mortar strike."
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Given is for Goving.
Love that song.
Astonishing custom plate.
I mean, other than the bit where the chestburster scoots across the floor, the bit where the xenomorph is bobbing in space near the shuttle thrusters, and the detonation of the Nostromo, the film still looks incredible in every scene. Cass even commented on it looking great for such an old film ☺️
Yeah - we recently finished all three series of Squid Game, and that's FAR more gory and disturbing than the first Alien. Cass loved it, and didn't even mind any of the more dated effects. We'll do Aliens next, and then I'll see about Alien 3. It's a bit darker...
Thumbs up from Cass.
I've waited twelve-and-a-half years for this moment...
It's a heady brew...
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