every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes

open.substack.com/pub/fleetwoo... just a tiny post about starting something new

The good thing: Fishback has virtually no chance of winning the nomination.

The bad thing: It's more than a bit worrying that he can draw a pretty decent sized crowd of mostly young white men despite being so obviously horrible

I haven’t posted anything yet, but I’m working on an intro. it’s not going to be anything impressive, just a way to sort of talk to my friends, but i’ll link it here when it’s up!

down so bad i started a substack

“i could fix him” well i could make him worse in a way that moves the plot forward

CRAZY LADY GOT HER ACCOUNT SUSPENDED

deleted from twt bc i remember people i know follow me there but here’s my past week:

wednesday, er trip. friday, stuck in elevator that kept dropping. sat and sun? getting threatened by a crazy woman. monday, filing police report against her.

also met ron funches so that was neat lmao

very cool how because i don’t hate trans people and exchanged some barbs with a terf, now i have a clinically unwell lady from new mexico who harasses me and my friends every three months under a new account. probably a sign to leave twitter once and for all.

i really hope this med adjustment works

i was so depressed for all of 2025 and i tried to tell so many people and i don’t think they heard me

Less than a year after his parents died in DCA crash, this figure skater makes Olympic team Maxim Naumov’s parents died last January in the plane crash over the Potomac River. “We did it,” he said after securing his place on the U.S. team in Milan.

Figure skater Maxim Naumov’s parents competed in two Olympic Games. As coaches, they dreamed their son would be an Olympian.

His parents died last January in a plane crash over the Potomac River. “We did it,” he said after being selected for the U.S. team.

Patty, a woman observer in Minneapolis, was abducted from a car by federal agents today. She was released and talked about her experience in custody.

An agent said, "You guys gotta stop obstructing us. That's why that lesbian bitch is dead."

🙏🏼 @statuscoupnews.bsky.social

i am not my fathers daughter. i am my grandfather’s granddaughter, which is worse

LMAO

i think the people who yell every time they hit the ball in tennis are lying for attention

Any excuse to tell the truth about Jonathan Ross, 43, of Carver County, MN and working out of the St. Paul ICE field office is a good excuse to tell the truth about Jonathan Ross, 43, of Carver County, MN and working out of the St. Paul ICE field office

sorry but i do believe the mo and dorit affair truthers #rhobh

A 35 year old letter to the editor, written by a very ballsy 15 year old, about the Rodney King verdict.

Remembering today that having your heart broken is a necessary step on the path to becoming fully human. Whichever heartbreak is your first, it’s probably critical that a state break your heart so that you can develop a political imagination. If this is your first, I’m sorry and also welcome.

something i think should be clear amongst the sea of online takes about what happened yesterday: it’s not suddenly important that ICE is killing people because renee good was white. it’s important because it’s nakedly obvious & direct evidence that ICE’s actions have nothing to do with immigration.

just found out i’ve been feeding the wrong wolf this whole time. fuuuuuuuuck

Opossum in the middle of the road with the caption "Life is a highway and I'm in oncoming traffic"

i hope i’m less depressed in 2026

I am sure we all think this a lot these days but HOLY FUCK WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE SO FUCKING TERRIBLE?

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

Nathan fielder

Florence Welch

i’m starting a crackship

having a dad is so weird. like yes, the same man who made you disassociate while he screamed at you is also the person who voluntarily learned how to properly administer IV medication in case you got too tired when you were sick.

normal seeming guys with decent hairlines like my fat ass on hinge is a recession indicator

it’s that time of year open.spotify.com/playlist/55H...

the family stone is a perfect movie if you just fast forward through the scene where meredith argues against gay adoption and you pretend it doesn’t exist 🙂‍↕️