is that tinkercad lmao

For a minute I thought that this was going to be how I found out he died

the misinfo around balatro's supposedly poor code quality annoys me to this day.

rose was so real for this tbh

i have limited programming experience but i bet i could stop a ddos attack. as soon as some weird traffic came in from somewhere i'd just shut it down. if they kept doing it i'd send them a virus email that put the words BACK OFF or BEWARE or something in huge letters on their computer screen

...do you have a template you can share for this

i don't think there is any other way to read Homestuck in 2026 than that

Screenshot from Katana ZERO showing Zero talking to his psychiatrist by a fireplace

However if my therapist told me that his role model was the psychiatrist from Katana ZERO, I would keep attending sessions just to see what else is wrong with him, and potentially land a sweet murder-for-hire gig

Omg Mrs binky hiiiiiiiiii

Article from Dexerto with a picture of Takuto Maruki from persona 5: A gamer says he became a therapist after playing Persona 5, inspired by Takuto Maruki

(p5r spoilers)

if my therapist told me he was inspired to enter the field by Takuto "medical ethics are just a suggestion, let's brainwash a teenager and rewrite reality" Maruki i would start running away very fast

nvm now there's yuri!!!!!!

a teenage detective comic

Scalding but I see where you are coming from, it's a very good game

hhgregg and moon child are the same type of guy to me

[learning about moon child in the middle of a depressive spiral] i don’t have the power to be his friend. i don’t have the power to do fucking anything

YEOWCH

@realfollowers.bsky.social I gotta know

Jackbox joke boat logo

it was foretold in the prophecy

Drawing of a cat in pen, very wide eyed, labeled "Cat :)"

Found this cat drawing put up on a cork board and resonated with it spiritually

FISH POEM Stella Sacco My best friend in Catholic grade school, Tony, Lived on one side of the highway to Pittstield And between the sets of lanes, Set deep down a sharp incline, There was a little stream Running from one corrugated pipe to another And when I'd come visit we'd cross the road And we'd climb down And we'd get our hands and shoes wet And we'd hunt for cool rocks. But one day we found a big fish instead.

It was in a pool slightly deeper and wider Than the rest of the stream And we were mystified. It was big, much bigger than we figured A fish in a stream that narrow should be. Not that we had ever seen a fish there before. It was alive and so still That we were able to reach into the water And stroke it And feel its slick scales And so we sang songs to it And we called it a gentle giant And it didn't swim away And we thought it was a miracle And we wondered where it would go from there And we went back inside.

The next time I saw Tony I brought up our gentle giant And he looked at me with a sort of bladed pity And said "It was dying, dummy." He explained he had talked to his mom And his mom had said The fish came from somewhere else And had gotten stranded in that stream somehow And had nothing to eat anymore And not enough room to swim And the reason it didn't swim away from us Is because it couldn't swim away from us. It couldn't swim anywhere. We were the giants, not the fish, And we had played with it As it was dying.

I got sad. Maybe it was able to go downstream, I offered. Tony countered with a "How?" For which I did not have a great answer. But I just think If I was dying, As l am every day, I would like someone Who thought I was miraculous To touch me And feel my soft skin And sing to me While I went.

Fish Poem

I can't believe I actually have to say this, but apparently I do: someone who is buying compromised Bluesky accounts from an account reseller marketplace is directly funding identity theft, fraud, and international crime. #BadActorBingo resurrection for an explainer of why:

Don't forget the captain toad rerelease that also came out on the 3ds for some reason!

The main thing I remember about 3d land is that the final Bowser fight was really well done

This should be an OS level feature tbh

i like the cat it seems friendly (except for the part where it bites you)

how cheap ass are we talking

*hands you a @beatblock.bsky.social and also technically my account*

Heartbreaking: worst guy you know just made a great point

Heartbreaking: worst company you know just published a good update

Your attacks can’t hit me! The strongest!