Nothing better than paying off a bill then getting that notice that your credit score dropped 50 points. This whole economy is a scam.

I’m asking these kids to pick 2 or 3 of their favorites out of the bucket and no one is taking the almond joys.

I bet not a single child selects an almond joy.

AI is absolute trash

So the special task force made 93 arrests in 72 hours or about 31 per day.

MPD averaged 52 arrests per day in 2024.

So congratulations on doing less with more I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

TiVo was the peak dvr user experience and no one has come close to it since then. I don’t know why we trust tech bros to do anything.

You want a tradwife, fine, build me a house. Fill it with solid wood furniture you made with your own two hands. Help the mare deliver her foal in the springtime. Catch tuberculosis and make me a widow at 32

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

My students, who attend a working-class rust-belt college, openly talk abt how much they hate AI & are afraid of its consequences. I wonder how much of the oft-reported student enthusiasm for the tech is the merely result of the NYT’s Ivy League bias

Heat domes shouldn’t cause sinus congestion. How are we supposed to live like this?

Saw a Chevy trucks commercial with Copperhead Road as the background music. I guess they don’t care that “daddy ran whiskey in a big block Dodge.” Nothing means anything anymore. Eat Arby’s.

Funny how the US has basically the government of Iran now: Supreme Leader who rules by decree, priestly council with token opposition that decides whether the decisions are okay or not on arcane scriptural grounds, and completely ceremonial legislature

Kinda looks like a little coffin. It’s perfect.

I’ve done the research and I’m prepared to state definitively that the French dip is better than the Philly cheesesteak.

31 years ago I watched the OJ chase start while in the Varsity in Atlanta. We left before it ended to get to a Braves game. Tonight I’m in Atlanta, at a Braves game.

a man with blonde hair and a necklace looks at another man ALT: a man with blonde hair and a necklace looks at another man

And Christian Rock is really just gay country music.

So i dined inside a Cookout and based on the setup that is something they frown upon. No access to ketchup. No access to napkins. No access to refills. Very few tables. Christian rock BLASTING.

They do not want you in there.

It’s put me to sleep every time I tried to watch it. Perfect for airplanes, late nights on tbs, or a rainy afternoon.

Well at least the grizzlies got some playoff experience. That outweighs the #1 pick right?

Walz: We don’t need to run government like a business, because we’re not in the profit-making business. We’re in the business of improving lives and looking toward the future.

And second, this guy has a proven track record of being an absolute failure.

I bet they’re in there messing around with the votes just so they can eat a lot of free pizza.

Conclave: Tokyo Drift is probably the best in the series but it’s often overlooked.

I love it.

Here’s my daughters melted chapstick for your ugly pos

If catholic priests speak to god through prayer then shouldn’t the first conclave vote be a unanimous choice? I don’t see why they have all the drama. Seems like god would make it pretty clear.

What’s the opposite of a rubber duck for a jeep? Like if I think your jeep looks dumb af what little trinket should I leave on your bumper?

And for all their efforts, they never surpassed the burger at Chile Verde food truck. Let that be a lesson to us all.

As they did with the IPA, white people have carried the smash burger as far as possible. It’s time to just make normal burgers again.

Side 2 is perfection

Hopefully on the sideline so she can focus on teaching technique

Whole season down to a Konchar 3. It’s like Jenkins never left.

Secaucus is Algonquin for “fuck the grizzlies”

This game is a microcosm of the season. The first half showed us all what is possible. The second half is showing us what is. 😑