I can't believe it's not butter!

And then you went ahead and did a 2k banger today! Love this for us!

Oh crap. My bad.

I think that's illegal.

I love that man.

Vinnie Pasquantino (left) and Maikel Garcia (right) help each other up after a collision in the World Baseball Classic. (Photo by Mary Holt/WBCI/MLB Photos via Getty Images)

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#WorldBaseballClassic

Italy beats the USA 8-6

But can I clip my Labubu to a machete?

The irresistible urge to tell my husband I'm dying.

I accidentally liked a post while stalking someone on Instagram, so I deactivated my account and I guess im here now?

This post may be entirely for @crackedmirror.bsky.social but are we just loving the Drew Waters-Matt Quatraro chest bump or what!?! Weigh in (or not) #Royals fans!

I'd get super excited to do some crochet and listen to educational podcasts, but then just watch an entire series of a mediocre tv show while playing bingo on my phone. It would be great.

Pretty pumped to discover my favorite cat is also a Starseed.

The people now in charge of the Office of Personnel Management apparently don’t know how to scrub PDF metadata, and have exposed the original authors of the guidance they’re publishing. Two, Noah Peters and James Sherk, have links to the Heritage Foundation and Project 2025.

Yesssss!

I can't believe this doesn't have more likes. Look at it.

@frigginfrench.bsky.social yaaasssss middleclassfancy!

Be over shortly. Make me a plate.

Tbt 5 years ago can't believe he was so little ❤️

But can you really say KCMO in your bio when you MOVED to KS?!?

Boringest fight ever. I wanted this to happen to Jake Paul.

@tomwalker.bsky.social found myself singing along to "miniature horses" by myself in the car today.

Fact. One time I had to bring a wrongly-delivered Hello Fresh box to my neighbor, and after I saw inside his house the world was rendering really slowly for like an hour afterwards.

@yourkickstartersucks.com Listening to a 2021 episode. You guys said to buy Chili's stock, and if people did that then they'd be down by roughly 36% right now. No longer going to your podcast for stock tips.

Taking notes...

I want one so badly, but I don't need a new hobby! I don't need a new hobby. I don't need a new hobby....

Ok but the LOOOMMMM.