walking into therapy like "guess who was mistreated by someone other than herself for once 😏"

as someone who creates a lot of problems for herself, it's soooo freeing when something bad happens to you that wasn't your fault

it makes total sense that the constellation i have the deepest connection with is Cassiopeia: i'm also a beautiful woman being punished eternally for having too much swag

a dumpster in front of a building with the words "sludge only" spray painted on it

this is the dumpster they pulled me out of

😭 the best part of my day 🥲

hell-freaking-o cassie!!!!!

and then i'd notice you and realize you probably said hi without me realizing it and i'd try to play it cool and say hi back but it would come out uncomfortably loud bc i couldn't hear myself over my music

hi hi :)

would you say hello to the girl wearing the bert and ernie halter top under a food-stained apron in the laundry room (she cannot hear you she is listening to WORLD'S END GIRLFRIEND'S "HURTBREAK WONDERLAND")?

if you're someone i hate then being on grindr at 4am is [extreme loser behavior /neg].

"doesn't that mean ur also on grindr at 4am" i hear you ask, but as a sleazeball fuck-up of a girl when *i'm* on grindr at 4am it's [extreme loser behavior /hot /sexy]

i spread some butter and whipped lavender honey on a piece while it was still warm and it went craaaaaaazyyy

me in my kitchen holding a baguette i made

an out of focus closeup of my baguette

put this up your ass and smoke it, white boy

don't watch this if you can't handle it

CASSIE!!!!! that is so freaking sweet i am blushing omg 😭🥲

!!!!!!! kaycie you are so good at hyping me up tysm :')

my eyes go googly and my head rattles like a tin can with a rock in it

me, in a mirror. i'm wearing black cargo pants, a black and white checkered crop top with flowers and smiley faces on it, kandi jewelry, and a denim jacket

me, in a mirror, taken with a fisheye lens. i'm wearing black cargo pants, a black and white checkered crop top with flowers and smiley faces on it, and kandi jewelry. i'm standing on one leg and leaning to the side

me, in a mirror, taken with a fisheye lens. my back is towards the mirror. i'm wearing black cargo pants, a black and white checkered crop top with flowers and smiley faces on it, and kandi jewelry including two long kandi chains hanging from my pants

me, in a mirror, taken with a fisheye lens. my back is towards the mirror and i'm posed with one leg raised like i'm taking a big step and one arm is bent and reaching behind me. i'm wearing black cargo pants, a black and white checkered crop top with flowers and smiley faces on it, and kandi jewelry including two long kandi chains hanging from my pants

they invented a girl that looks and acts just like me and they put her in an orb

when a 22yo says they love milfs they mean a girl in her early 30s with stretch marks.

when i say i love milfs i mean THE WOMAN WHO KISSED ME LAST NIGHT WAS 57. SHE FOLLOWED THE GRATEFUL DEAD FOR 10 YEARS. HER KIDS WERE OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE !!!!!!

i love the way you capture subtle expression, pennpenn

girl at the event who kinda learned how to toprock: "i bet everyone is impressed that i know how to toprock"

"maybe i should rewatch the sopranos" says woman who rewatched the sopranos six months ago

women with big asses and small bulges are the closest thing we have to angels on earth,,

Lone - Life Spark (Sophiaaaahjkl;8901 Edit)
✏️ illustration by @howlingpony.bsky.social
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📺 youtu.be/rQtik97_7cw

poster for Jeff Rosenstock playing at Bottom of the Hill in SF on June 9th and 10th

i am SCREAMING and SHIDDING and FREAGGING OUTT !

drinking a hop water while you drive gives you all the rush of driving drunk with none of the risk 💁‍♀️

Image of wahs

#hourly #wah api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/wahs/photo_66@26-...

i saw a big lizard today and said "whoa dude you're huge. you're jacked bro" and threw him the horns and so anyway that's why i added "jock" to my grindr profile

theyre called "earbuds" bc theyre like little buds for your ears

reggae artists are reeeal lucky that "zion" and "babylon" rhyme