witnessed a g bottle being used as a window stopper. gay people are so resourceful

I think the most embarrassing part of my weekend is that my favorite moment at the party-satirizing-basic-music-festivals is that someone mixed in deadmau5 because hee-hee-hah-hah-we’re-all-in-on-the-joke but it really did something for me and I should know better and be more discerning 😔

And when I tell you (my kind of) function only gets going after 7am on Sunday morning here…

See you there, though, finally! Coming with my also-lapsed-furry-oontz-oontz-gay guy friend. The more things change the more they stay the same

Furries have such early bedtimes because why does Growl start at 8? I haven’t even started my disco nap by then

No yeah like it does make a difference for me, alas. For better or for worse there’s a fetishistic aspect to it all (4 me) and bullying the fab boys I go dancing with in a mean-looking Doberman fursuit would be such a different experience than bullying the video game shirt, VR chat playing nerd :/

in retrospect being Extra Doggy in a Big Animal Costume’s been cute, I just put those desires to bed because I didn’t want to be in community with nano-leaf-wall-decor-burning-man-nomad-complex types (ns) but crushing scruffy oontz oontzing Bushwick twunks under my fursuit would do something 4 me 😔

My friends and I keep teasing each other about being furries in denial and one got a ref sheet because ✌️it’s funny✌️ and another one wants to draw me a ref sheet ✌️as a joke✌️ and now I’m like wait… but what if we don’t make it a joke………….. haha jk unless…

hello friends I should keep up with more often. New York is very fun and I wuv my fwiends and my bf and being dog and things are good. Kind of getting everything I wanted from this move so I’m :)

“Wow you’re dressed so… utilitarian!” 🥲

Feeling very vulnerable right now (going to West Village bars, straight from work, Carhartt-brand lunch box in hand)

intensely pink

no! you have music autism (positive)

What, exactly, are you going ‘up, up, up’ to

I say this with a heart full of love and well-wishes… but pups love choosing the worst songs in the world for their Instagram posts

Heated Rivalry has revealed that all my girlfriends are fujoshis and now I’m thinking I should invite them to Wrecked

The concept of making being a house cleaner your shtick and being bad at it… I’d ask for a refund on my cum

Considering inviting one of the Grindr “oooo sir please let me put on a maid outfit and scrub down your kitchen” people over because I don’t want to clean :/

Learning that people just say things that they don’t mean and having a hard time processing why anyone would do that

well is it a handsome penis

Well it isn’t!

Growing up with the internet damaged me so bad

It’s the thing with the ears

Realized that one of my hood-on dance moves comes straight from caramelldansen and I had to sit down

let’s celebrate about it next week :)

When a man tries giving me any command at all ever: 🤨

When a woman tells me to get on all fours for her in that grody East Williamsburg warehouse that gave me at least 4 kinds of heavy metal poisoning:

but I like being grumpy mean dog.. :(

also gun to my head (getting hit on by beautiful women) she asked what kind of dog I am and I said Doberman so I guess that’s the answer now

Turns out I have it in me to do the “awrarara I’m a cute puppy tell me what to do :3” routine after all

But only for women

stanced

Turns out that what I needed was to make friends in their 30s and two weeks later I’m free from the ennui and back to dangerous levels of Living Deliciously so nevermind all that. Give that millennial a chance TODAY