Gf showing my cute animal videos to try to calm me down and I keep saying that’s a bad guy in Redwall that’s a bad guy in Redwall

a Flannery O’Connor porn parody titled “A Hard Man Is Good to Find”

WIFE: Ok, I'm off to work…

ME: Mhm.

WIFE: Don't worry about the Mad Killer in town, I'm sure the news is just exaggerating for ratings.

ME: Mm. Yeh.

(wife leaves)

WIFE: (back in the door) Oh, I almost forgot to say… I love you…

ME: Look, this is a live multiplayer game, I can't really pause.

both proud of and worried about this capybara who escaped a zoo in Hampshire and has successfully eluded the authorities for a full week now

Cops have unlimited ability to ruin our lives and as soon as they get a little pushback they turn into the biggest babies in the world part 100,000

@joyceanfartboner.bsky.social

Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax

Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."

A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."

Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

"The SCP Foundation, we love it, the work they do, so important, the SCP Foundation, well, it's real, and so are the threats - serious threats, evil, the worst of the worst. Dogs made of human flesh, whole towns made of human flesh, I wouldn't want to see that. We tak-" *massive pulmonary embolism*

oh my god??

it’s my birthday i’m 36 all of you should give me extravagant gifts

obv i didn’t notice you on here somehow or i would’ve followed much sooner lmao

i’ve been i’m just Quiet

Amy Madigan as McCoy in Streets of Fire

Amy Madigan as McCoy in Streets of Fire

just remembered Aunt Gladys from
WEAPONS was the hot Butch sidekick in STREETS OF FIRE, I love the movies

An underrated part of The Art of Manga exhibit is when they had to try and explain each part of jjba in a short sentence while retaining a museum's register

#portfolioday

banger post, thank you so much

feeling awkward at the mage convention because all these witches have retinues of dolls that seem to have complex sexual relationships and elaborate maidservant heirarchies and im over here with my little chitinous homunculi chittering away quietly, all hidden in my robes like small courtly dogs

Scott Adams about to unlock the ultimate hack to "get the hell away from Black people," excited for his breakthrough

trying to pick up girls on grindr by asking their cogiati score

Man and cat stare intensely into sink

Just discovered the subreddit r/accidentalrockwell and it is delightful

i like the thought they have that trump is going to graciously reward someone

i refuse to fucking believe this. ratking did NOTHING wrong

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my first article on the scp wiki in like three years and it’s about two trans lesbians about to bang while one won’t stop referencing an enya song scp-wiki.wikidot.com/if-all-you-t...

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/fuck-jude for christmas, a friend made me a shortish visual novel about two of my favorite characters. play this game to help Jude “bluntfiend” Kriyot go on a practice date with JJ

MEDIUM: i will now speak and translate the words of author franz kafka. speak, and his spirit answers
ME: mr. kafka! i love your work. what do you see as the core kafka cinematic universe?
MEDIUM: he is praying you contract tuberculosis
ME: ha ha! tell him we can cure that now. call him a bitch

Mulholland drive winkies scene, out back

Oh there's a terrifying man from your nightmares lurking out back? Haha let's go check it out. It's just a dream. Anyway, you go first

im sure it’s a thoughtful well written essay, but to me hot allostatic load is the essay sex pests post after being called out and cite it as a reason you’re not allowed to be mad at them