Posts by GuardsmanJones ♨️
>we’ve hit the complete chaos, plummeting approval ratings, and endless staff turnover phase of the Trump Presidency
"We should not have started this fight" oh baby put it in my VEINS
I mean, do *you* know if there are oceans in heaven?
"I'm brilliant and even I had no idea what they were talking about" alright aside from the obvious jorkin' it my brother in christ they had pictures. They had pictures of what would happen. With colors and labels and everything! It was public knowledge!
Well it's to fight the Woke, you see
Tear it down first and then build it again with sustainable and recyclable materials
As a guy who has lived in rural areas for years I'll admit that I'm not thrilled with the "The peasants desire a strong hand" rhetoric but I also believe that we shouldn't effectively get special treatment in elections so I'm still having a good time
The GOP entered this redistricting under the rather childish delusion they were going to gerrymander, and nobody would gerrymander them. In TX, MO, and a half dozen other states, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind
The greatest decarbonization president of our time
🎶trump approval thirty-two, matching carter low
Pakistan talks collapse--ceasefire gets a pass
Ayatollahs in Iran, with new cards that's the plan
Scammers--in Strait,
OIL SPILLS SEEN FROM SPACE🎶
Thinking of how the woke Continental Army would forcevax you with smallpox scabs back in the day.
>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade
What did he know?
"American women only care about the industrial revolution" I say into my smartphone and then post online
Theres no lesson to be learned here but it does make me feel better about being "merely" unemployed
Had a moment yesterday where I was spiraling and felt like a complete fuckup, and then found out that one of my roommates lost a 15k scholarship through a very clear completely avoidable fuckup and the other does not know how to file their taxes and could not/can not figure it out on their own
Who shack up with Jeffrey Epstein, of course
Take a drink and throw a dart?
This is correct, but unfortunately I think HPG is such an advanced Poster that his fetishes are his political opinions, and vice-versa
I know that invites a chicken-or-the-egg question, but I choose to believe that he is a naturally formed paradox with no true answer
He's truly an incredibly fascinating individual, like an extremely eccentric and perverted dandy of ye olde days resurrected to walk amongst us mere mortals
Honestly I'm just fascinated by him using verbiage like "based" and "redpilled", I don't think I've ever observed him say that before
If I say that like I'm studying a wild animal, it's because I am, and I want at least 6 inches of bulletproof glass between me and him.
This dude has a LOT of idiosyncrasies. I think he's also a libertarian-monarchist of some form?
TL;DR this guy, if he is the actual cybersmith, wants to own people (most transfems) and be able to take them out in public
He also came up with a demented form of universal trans healthcare where transfems would sell their breastmilk back to the government in return for proper transitioning care
Honestly I don't even know if he's MAGA as much as suffering from some advanced form of mental sickness
Oh human pet guy
Canceled
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That series is just non-stop bangers. A short thread:
To be fair they are also doing a Bloodborne movie