How dare you

RIP Rod Martin; had the game of his life in Super Bowl XV, picked off Ron Jaworski three times

We’ve got some insane microwave ovens

Grandma were you really Dodge County Suck ‘n Fuck Champion of 1979?

Genuinely a failure of society that Alex jones is free … how can you just not go to jail for inflicting psychological torture on the families of dead schoolchildren? He’s an inhuman monster

I never had kids, never wanted to either and I’m always like “awwww” when I see a toddler or whatever

Philadelphia Flyer great and expert at diving to draw penalties, Bill Barber scored 420 goals in his hall of fame career

Ty Cobb hit .420 one year

Thinking on this now, these guys probably could’ve been convinced to chill out if they’d been offered some DANK NUGS AMIRITE #fourtwentybrah #smokepothellyeah

I got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is jacking a hobo

My nieces and nephews will bug out because that’s what they call my mom

If you played hockey and the editorial board guy was on the other team, you’d definitely get a 5 minute major for spearing with a game misconduct for intent to injure

The Editorial Smorgasbord

You vs Yourself in a never ending mental civil war

Loud stereo system blasting “Cars”, except instead of Gary Numan it’s Randy Newman and the synth riff is played by a brass band and the B section has a rollicking piano over it and it’s on repeat and you can’t turn it off or escape the room

This has been the consistent theme of America my whole life, the neglect of institutions

And if ya wanna know
If he loves ya so
Just take a piss

I remember!

Cher’s cover of “The Shoop Shoop Song (It's in His Kiss)” features some of her most hilarious horse vocals; she’s a good singer she just has a hilarious sounding voice

One day smart glasses will be as popular as the Segway

Nordiques vs Canadiens Apr 20, 1984 Good Friday Game YouTube video by hockeyfights.com

42 years ago today, the zenith of the Canadiens/Nordiques rivalry, not one but two massive bench-emptying brawls in the 1983-84 playoffs… one of the wildest games in NHL history youtu.be/6B1-c3y_Vng?...

The palantir guy can be stuffed into many varieties of locker

Cannot wait for the pendulum swing back

Got some post understanders in here

Goon yourself!
You are the steps you take

It’s genuinely mental how many 100 year olds I see among patients on my work spreadsheets now; when I was first in the industry 20 years ago, you’d see someone that old maybe once a month; now, I see a few every week

La islof bonitof

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Cig of rette

Of course, in the interest of full boys back in town disclosure, I must bring this up again (also there’s a typo here… should read G-A-B-F#; probably confused a few musicians with this post initially; my apologies)