just full of good points

flatter an older lady by asking for ID, call it cardamom

Oh my gosh it took me so long to get this!!

parking signs are so funny like htf am i supposed to know if it's the first thursday of the month

FLCL

My bank's not-so-helpful income vs housing costs chart, showing $0 income and almost $3000 in housing for a mysterious 1271824% spend.

guys i think i'm in trouble

lil old Chihuahua looking goofy and flat outside in the sun

silly dog club

Leonard Cohen playing pinball.

deli cheese labeled "LOL–WHITE AMERICAN"

the woke have taken over my local grocery

having a dog means having an always up-to-date mental map of all of the gross shit on the ground in your neighborhood

sorry, bye

thank u Phil

Mike I think you're having a stroke of genius

don't go to spider doctors

Mike I think you're having a stroke

u trying to take me on?

but what i'm feeling is like,

so like,

i wanna heart this twice, guess this is that!

how did u feel? how do u feel?

@mikerasimas.bsky.social hey, uh

i would believe that this is two cats

how are you doing for the last 36 years?

i'm with you, but i've yet to meet a programming language that wasn't a little busted. at work, anyway—rust and go seem clean to me but i've only ever done the tutorials.

:/ i like R and how it makes me think differently about programming. it's a lil busted but in a cute way.

how to be okay dot com slash fiction

our collective grandkids are going to be able to look up wikipedia articles about historical figures and see a "controversies" section.

greetings from another old and recently-tumor-free pup. she was in terrible shape a few months ago but has recovered incredibly.

it's a corruption of the Oxford coma, to which we have lost many of our wealthiest.