a shark is swimming in the ocean with its mouth open . ALT: a shark is swimming in the ocean with its mouth open .

just like the Megalodon, I’m a super apex
Predator…for dick!

Two men: Stop seducing me. YOU stop seducing ME.

typical bluesky interaction

I’m not Catholic, but I am Team Pope.

keep both the pairs of safety goggles on!

i am envisioning no undies/jocks, just you and some thin layer of denim between us

the back of the head of a cute black cat sleeping

belated #caturday

Any fans of the 1997 film The Fifth Element?

I’m ready to be “Mrs. Robinson” #beatles

it was Dusty btw

picture of houseplants with dirt all around the shelve they sit on

someone’s in trouble. brb - investigating paw pads

cute orange cat sleeping in shrimp pose

#caturday

i hope ya got a pillow or notebook

yours too bb! overflowing and bulging inbox you got

so glad all the couples and thruples are back to their normal hijinks. my inbox is back to normal

my new visual stim is watching street vendors from Korea prep their food for the day

Colin with a 9 incher…in case y’all don’t read in between the lines

*C 9

iykyk

orange cat and black cat inspecting sushi grade salmon

Orange cat rejecting sushi grade salmon while black cat chows down

my two valentines got sushi grade salmon for dinner tonight. my eldest insisted on his regular food 🙄

sexy Jason Vorhees

fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand ALT: fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand

whaaaaaaaaaaaat!?

so everyone i tell that i was late-in-life diagnosed with autism and adhd replied with “duh”.

so there’s that for 2026…

@lerrrgan.bsky.social

grow me a mustache, sexy boy

it’s a knitting thingy. it makes finger things for a glove

I should have worn underwear with these tiny shorts at the gym

‘The White Lotus’ Season 4 Officially Casts Its Next Three Actors Helena Bonham Carter joins the cast of 'The White Lotus' Season 4, along with two new casting announcements.

‘The White Lotus’ Season 4 Officially Casts Its Next Three Actors

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Letterkenny on Hulu

in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today