Thanks for that, it put a smile on my face!

They're so weird. Do they ever read their headlines out loud in the office?

"We hired a money hungry degenerate because he spoke the same language as all the money hungry degenerates we needed him to speak to." - Communications Operation (after a reverse lobotomy)

Nooooo. Holy fuuuuurk. Unreal.

That's it, I'm not washing my polar bear with garden hose any more.

I'm not one who enjoys blowing smoke up my own fundament, but I truly believe I've written a great book.

Honestly, I'm naturally self-deprecating, I wouldn't ever declare such a thing if I didn't think it was true.

100% with you.

I'll say this about the man, he really did have some opinions.

The Last Hope in Hell.

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The right seems to be in a self-radicalising feedback loop. They appear to want to take extreme positions on everything.
No nuance. No moderation. No thought.
it's not good enough. We need a sensible right for us to have balanced politics and reasoned debate. They need to stop their navel gazing.

The Last Hope in Hell

Long is the path and hard,
that leads out of Hell and into the Light.

#kindle

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Long is the path and hard,
that leads out of Hell and into the Light.

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Work in progress.
Not sure how I'm taking this forward. Super loose? Correction? Lean into impressionism?

I'll figure it out. Probably.

90x60. Oil on canvas. Mostly raw umber, cad orange, white, Prussian blue, Paynes grey.

Wondering if I could do that again in an extremely loose style.

#art

"Eventually, every quote will be attributed to Mark Twain." - Mark Twain.

Had to try out the new easel. A quick 40 min painting.

#art
#MerryChristmas

I see it as backlog clearing. An emergency measure. (Obviously, open to abuse through permanency)

But... what else can they do? Is there a better alternative you could suggest that would speed up justice?

Btw, loved your first book. I recommend it to everyone when I talk about this subject.

Landscape in oils on canvas.

Liquin. Prussian blue, paynes grey, burnt sienna, vandyke brown, lemon yellow, white.

"An author must have a social media platform to get a publishing deal." - George Orwell, 23rd October 1984.

It all seems pointless. The entire industry seems to be based on what idiot celebrity can sell substandard shit to morons.

Fuck 'em.
I'll write.
It's what I love.

Today, someone accused me of being woke.

Yeah. Thanks for the compliment.

I've tried portraits twice and failed each time. It's so difficult. The margin of error is so narrow.

You've nailed this. It's so good. Congratulations. Bask in the pride, you've earned it.

Everybody is a fucking idiot.

You, me, them, everybody.

Realise, compensate, THINK!

I'd planned to write today. Yesterday, I mentally prepared myself to have a long 7-8 hour writing session on my new novel.

So, naturally, I painted this instead...

The essential satire of the summer.
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#booksky
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The essential satire of the summer.

#reading
#booksky

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Rock and roll tsar.

Olivia Rodrigo has a new fan. I'm going to add her to the list of women I'm totally in love with.

Currently: 109,783.

If you go back a million minutes, you're in February.

If you go back a billion minutes you're in the 1990's.

If you go back a trillion minutes, you're arguing with God about the shape of mountains.

(Nb: some of this might be mostly inaccurate)

Watched a bit of #Glastonbury on TV. So far, the highlights have been Wet Leg, Franz Ferdinand, and Neil Young.

So talented, but they make it look so effortless.

I'm getting a weird sensation that i should write a biography of the Austrian singer Falco.

I'm trying to ignore the signs. My efforts aren't working.