The Prime Minister's political future – and our country's political stability – hinges on the fact that he is apparently too stupid to have ever foreseen that hiring a man once known as "the Prince of Darkness" might be a bad idea.
Wild.
Pain
Can I say how ridiculous it is that Salford collect domestic waste every 3 weeks?! No wonder people hate Labour
It is worth complaining formally because this is easily a sackable offence
A news article that says "seals remember what they just did - but only for about 18 seconds" and the image has been edited to be the pokemon spheal (round seal) from the pokearth youtube video lying vacantly in the snow
People say Bsky is one big woke echo chamber but fuck me is it so more enjoyable to talk about your hobbies here without having someone jump in to tell you you're wrong
The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.
It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.
E*rost*r asking invasive questions about my partner's assistance dog is it?
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Id love to know the usage stats for Champions because Im Master 3 have been for a few days and can't seem to head up to master 2, despite being on an 8 game win streak and 24k in the world
Sam from jet lag looks very unhappy at his undershirt being destroyed
Not sure if it's the novelty of hearing him on Sky Sports but Mark Chapman really is the best of the best?!
This post is seared into my mind
Holland and Barrett grandma
The best way to win weather war is to not play it.
You're welcome for the help 🤭
Also Turo?!
ACAB includes PC Plum from Balamory
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Clearly the "Oh crap Pokemon Winds and Waves is going to take a year longer to come out. How do we continue the anime when we have a story with a set end-point"
A year of "filler", let's go
Serebii Update: The next Japanese Pokémon TCG set has been revealed: Abyss Eye. Releases on May 22nd 2026.
Details being added @ www.serebii.net/index2.shtml
Go smash it (or alternatively*insert joke about oral exam here*)
WE JUST STAY WINNING! (Toucannon is busted)
It's not though, it's Cogita
I love a forbidden social media.
Ironically the BBC stumbled on a really important story: Desperate asylum seekers being forced to turn to fraudulent fee-charging “advisors” to navigate a system that is intentionally impossibly baroque and from which all sources of free advice have been removed.
But no: they chose Fake Gay Panic.
This story is based entirely on dodgy advisers lying to potential clients to get money out of them. The one person they actually spoke to who used this 'service' was rejected and returned to Pakistan and has since been blocked from returning to the UK.
Serebii Update: The next Pokémon Pokopia event has been officially announced: Bulbasaur's Jump Rope Contest. Get a high score to earn a trophy to display
Runs from April 19th through April 26th 2026
www.serebii.net
Omg 🥰
