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Posts by Jack Birdman

Someone suggested that I'd do the mii dog instead of the mug bulldog, that mf a genius.

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The door dash grandma was a fucking fake propaganda piece jesus they've used her multiple times in the last few years and given her a different story every time im gonna explode

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Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

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Particularly poggers

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oh.

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HE WROTE CHAINSAWMAN IS WHAT HE DID! HE WAS A BRAVE PERVERTED MANGAKA! IN THIS HOUSE TATSUKI FUJIMOTO IS A HERO! END OF STORY!

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Anyone else lick up your beer bottle/can like a whore when a drop flows over the edge

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laminated flyer pushpinned to a community board. we see a photo of a coyote, and the text reads:

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG?

[photo of a coyote]

DUMMY THAT'S A COYOTE.
OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO???:
—NO ACTION REQUIRED
—IT IS WILDLIFE IN THE WILD (!)
-HERE TO EAT DELICIOUS RODENT
-LET HER COOK
—NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, LOL GET OVER YOURSELF BABE;)
—KEEP DOGS ON LEASH AND CATS INDOORS
-(LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANYWAY)
—YOTE IS A RESPECTED NEIGHBOR AND CRITTER CONTROL PROFESSIONAL

laminated flyer pushpinned to a community board. we see a photo of a coyote, and the text reads: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG? [photo of a coyote] DUMMY THAT'S A COYOTE. OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO???: —NO ACTION REQUIRED —IT IS WILDLIFE IN THE WILD (!) -HERE TO EAT DELICIOUS RODENT -LET HER COOK —NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, LOL GET OVER YOURSELF BABE;) —KEEP DOGS ON LEASH AND CATS INDOORS -(LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANYWAY) —YOTE IS A RESPECTED NEIGHBOR AND CRITTER CONTROL PROFESSIONAL

Seen tacked to a community board on my walk

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Metal Gear Solid 4

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DLSS5 reveal going well, then

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The girl with the lockheed-martin tattoo...

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I wonder if people who haven't seen but are weirdly angry at Marty Supreme would feel differently if they knew at the end one of the characters looks at the camera and says "btw I've been a vampire this whole time, like for real, this is a vampire movie now"

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Marty Supeam

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It was me he kept asking what Tolkien race I would be while we are on the last 9 episodes

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A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

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with sony announcing its' return to exclusives i had to go check my favorite wikipedia article, "Category: Playstation 5-only games". The PS5 currently has three games, and you can only buy two of them.

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Today would've been Ollie's 10th birthday. It's still really hard for me to accept that he's gone. I don't know that I'll ever really be able to. I try to remember all of the moments we shared, and the impossible bond we had. Happy birthday Ollie.

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Jaramy.

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@nytimes.com
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The Department of Education has hung a massive banner honoring a racist college dropout who built a lucrative career out of targeting professors for harassment

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Can't stop thinking about the white girl who did the gay finger pinching thing to me and kingsley as she drove by and saw us holding hands

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it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

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Dude arms warrior in classic and bc has been braindead for me it's literally just two buttons 90% of the time it rules

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Ok enough about epstein. Release the napoleon files, what was he doing on that island.

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