This is the ideal gay couple.

You may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.

Incredibly “fork found in kitchen” post of you my dear

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I believe the only proper response here is “AWOOOGA!! 😍”

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😩😩😮‍💨🐺

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😍😍😍

The ol’ razzle dazzle

(And HBD!!!!)

So so so so excited for more Adam!! 🤗

SKYE! Do you know what you’ve done to my TBR??? 😩

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

Mmm the queer teen experience! Perhaps only more authentic if the entire thing actually takes place in a one-sided lunch period daydream!

Beauty AND brains! Who is she?? 🫦

Me @ me

I’m thinking we fully lean into the “something to live for” marketing.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

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Mhmm soak it up babe 😌

I’ve never finished a book I enjoyed and gone “man, I wish there had been less of this”

a stuffed bird is eating popcorn in a nest . Alt: a bird puppet with binoculars eating popcorn in a nest

Why did I think this said ornithology?

Cute and cringe in the best ways possible. And those are things we can never have too much of.

Out: daddies
In: granddaddies

(Honorable mention: you’re almost old enough to serve as an elected official in the federal government!)

In the maxi challenge, you really had a… leg up… on the competition. Condragtulations my dear!

Two queens stand before me…

glorious, thick, and hot?? You rang??

by @juliusgoat.bsky.social

So that’s a soft yes on the dick pics

🫡